Dick Prints are in style?

I don't need to worry about this. My FUPA covers up my dick print.

guess you've never owned a pair of Stranglers

I personally like to show a good dick print. I am also rock the grey jogging pants. Pick up a pair, wear no underwear, and go to milf central where ever you are. You will thank me.

I was just about to say, go watch The Song Remains the Same.

Well mine's not big enough...

My Dad told me to put a long potato in my pants when I go out after girls.

I tried it, but it never worked. In fact, chicks would look at me strange and avoid me.

When I got home, my Dad said "Dumbass! Put it down the FRONT of your pants!"

Trent Richardson getting that arousal running the 40. Saban did work.

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We've got armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening. "

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The old cucumber in the foil trick