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Why Are 4X4 Vans Not a Thing?
Posted on 2/27/17 at 2:17 pm
Posted on 2/27/17 at 2:17 pm
I think I've asked this here before, and nobody got on board. But, I'm giving you another chance.
My name is Teague, and I love 4x4 Vans. In theory. I've never had one. But, it's like a truck and an SUV had a baby. You can still haul shite in it, almost as well as a truck. And you have a sweet hunting camper. You could get a back seat if you needed one (I think?). And, it's a goddamned van. Like, Uncle Rico, except the hunting version. I don't see why there aren't more of them.
I'd drive this.
My name is Teague, and I love 4x4 Vans. In theory. I've never had one. But, it's like a truck and an SUV had a baby. You can still haul shite in it, almost as well as a truck. And you have a sweet hunting camper. You could get a back seat if you needed one (I think?). And, it's a goddamned van. Like, Uncle Rico, except the hunting version. I don't see why there aren't more of them.
I'd drive this.
Posted on 2/27/17 at 2:20 pm to Teague
Most soccer moms don't leave the pavement
Posted on 2/27/17 at 2:22 pm to Easternrio
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Most soccer moms don't leave the pavement
Because they don't have a 4X4 van! That's what I'm saying.
Posted on 2/27/17 at 2:25 pm to Teague
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Why Are 4X4 Vans Not a Thing?
Because most child molesters stick to the pavement.
Posted on 2/27/17 at 2:25 pm to Teague
There's a Ford E Series 4x4 that I see in Lafayette all the time with a Powerstroke diesel in it. I'd drive it.
Posted on 2/27/17 at 2:27 pm to DownSouthJukin
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Because most child molesters stick to the pavement.
I'll allow it.
Your Drive By Truckers quote tipped the scales.
Posted on 2/27/17 at 2:27 pm to Teague
I have been wanting one for a while.
been looking for one like this. didn't pull the trigger on one years ago.
been looking for one like this. didn't pull the trigger on one years ago.
Posted on 2/27/17 at 2:27 pm to Teague
quote:
I'll allow it.
Your Drive By Truckers quote tipped the scales.
Posted on 2/27/17 at 2:32 pm to Teague
I'd drive the shite out of that van.
Posted on 2/27/17 at 2:43 pm to Teague
Because there aren't playgrounds in the woods?
Posted on 2/27/17 at 3:00 pm to Teague
I converted mine into a 4x4. Can tow whatever I want, and I can lock all my shite up without having to worry about anything. I also can camp out of it. They're very popular out west. I love mine.
Posted on 2/27/17 at 3:02 pm to VanMan69
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They're very popular out west.
if you want a good used one you gotta look out west. found a few near vegas. the OP posted a quigley. they will make any van a 4x4 if you give them the money
Posted on 2/27/17 at 3:05 pm to VanMan69
Works great for handing out free candy at the park or the breach...
Posted on 2/27/17 at 3:08 pm to wickowick
Dawg it's just a convenient off road vehicle. Not all cargo van drivers like jacking offf to 8 year old boy live action
Posted on 2/27/17 at 3:11 pm to VanMan69
That didn't even cross my mind till you said that, thanks you sicko
Posted on 2/27/17 at 3:13 pm to PapaPogey
They are great off-road vehicles. The only thing I don't like about them is motor work on them is a bitch.
Posted on 2/27/17 at 3:55 pm to Nado Jenkins83
I'd love to have a rig like that.
I've actually been looking at a Vans for a while. If I ever find a SWB Chevy that is rust free, I might buy it and build a ride.
I've actually been looking at a Vans for a while. If I ever find a SWB Chevy that is rust free, I might buy it and build a ride.
Posted on 2/27/17 at 4:08 pm to Teague
Buffet has a new one with diesel
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