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re: My Apology to the Board for my Conduct (Why I Am The Result Of Feminism)

Posted on 2/24/17 at 9:30 am to
Posted by AnarchySupporter
Member since Dec 2016
383 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 9:30 am to
A lot of this is very good advice and I'm trying to take it all in. Sadly though many of you confirmed my very fear, that unless I'm willing to bang some 400 lb woman beast that I'm essentially screwed.

I figured I would hear that though I was hoping I wouldn't. :(
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9853 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 9:31 am to
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that unless I'm willing to bang some 400 lb woman beast that I'm essentially screwed. I figured I would hear that though I was hoping I wouldn't. :(


You could always get a hooker. Here's the best part, you can even explain to her your predicament and she will take such good care of you.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55549 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 9:31 am to
You brilliant sonofabitch. This is a prime slide and dilution thread. frick.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68736 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 9:37 am to
Dude, there's a woman under 160 pounds for every guy. You just have to look in the right places. Also, you have to know the league you're playing in. You can't be a Single A hitter going up against major league pitching and expect a homer.
Posted by Seldom Seen
Member since Feb 2016
40886 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 9:40 am to
You should try just bottling it all up deep down inside.


It's what I do.
Posted by Blizzard of Chizz
Member since Apr 2012
19167 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 9:55 am to
quote:

A lot of this is very good advice and I'm trying to take it all in. Sadly though many of you confirmed my very fear, that unless I'm willing to bang some 400 lb woman beast that I'm essentially screwed.



who the hell are you to be choosy at this point? What's worse, going through life as an aging virgin or a guy who had sex with a big woman and then moved on with his life without the virgin complex?
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