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How do/did you deal with shackers?

Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:46 am
Posted by DuckManiak
Member since Nov 2011
3742 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:46 am
I'll preface this by saying the last time I had a shacker, ride sharing apps weren't popular.

I've been seeing videos on Old Row of college kids calling out sloots making the walk of shame. I may be old fashioned, but now, instead of buying breakfast, why not call an Uber for the poor girl?
Posted by phutureisyic
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2016
3372 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:48 am to
Wtf is a shacker? One night stand?
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
20744 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:49 am to
I've never had secks. What's it like?
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97815 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:50 am to
I kick them out before my wife comes home
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:51 am to
What is old row

Why are you watching videos of college kids

I never took girls back to my place or gave them a real name. My wife thought my name was pavel for the first 3 months we dated.

Taking her to your place is amateur hour. frick her at her place and steal groceries on your way out
This post was edited on 2/21/17 at 6:55 am
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 7:04 am to
Try it again in the morning???

Funny story, when I lived in the fraternity house, axe body spray dropped off these very cheesy "shacker kits". They had a cheap t-shirt, mouth wash, condoms, etc. Basically supplies to hook up and give the girl something to wear on the way out all in a little bag. We all laughed at how cheesy it was, until one day I actually gave it to a girl (who I had been hooking up with for a while). Was very useful to be honest. I lost too many good t-shirts and gym shorts to girls I never saw again.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 7:05 am to
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buying breakfast


What a sucker
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 7:10 am to
Don't let them sleep over. Period.
Posted by OldSouth
Folsom, LA
Member since Oct 2011
10943 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 7:17 am to
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shacker


This reminds me of the time that guy came on here calling nudes "wins". This sounds almost as stupid and embarrassing.
Posted by LG2BAMA
Texas
Member since Dec 2015
1181 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 7:21 am to
I just head to the bathroom and start taking a huge shite not silencing the farts. The romance fades quickly and they usually show themselves out
Posted by Lazy But Talented
Member since Aug 2011
14504 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 7:52 am to
I usually wake the shacker up with breakfast in bed that my mom prepared. She gets excited when I bring ladies home.
This post was edited on 2/21/17 at 7:53 am
Posted by LigerFan
Member since Jan 2014
2724 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 8:08 am to
Poptarts (toasted, of course) and milk in bed, a "thanks for the breakfast" BJ and an Uber ride home.

You boys needs to learn how to treat hoes.
Posted by The Cow Goes Moo Moo
Bucktown
Member since Nov 2012
3509 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 8:49 am to
I would always start playing video games until they got the hint and left
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17166 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 9:20 am to
quote:

I've been seeing videos on Old Row of college kids calling out sloots making the walk of shame


Why shame sloots? If there weren't sloots none of us would have had "the time of our lives" in college.

sloots are life, shaming them only makes them not want to hook up when it's your turn to bring her home.
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