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Teaching dolphins to speak English

Posted on 2/13/17 at 11:57 pm
Posted by Fatty Magoo
USA
Member since Nov 2015
1025 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 11:57 pm
The dolphin who loved me: the Nasa-funded project that went wrong

Saw this on Reddit and it was too good not to share. Kind of a long read, but this story has everything:

[X] Getting dolphins to talk
[X] Lady who jerks off dolphins
[X] LSD use
[X] Jeff Bridges
[X] Hustler Magazine
[X] Neuroscience
[X] Dubious research ethics
[X] Carl Sagan
[X] Dolphin Suicide
This post was edited on 2/13/17 at 11:58 pm
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 11:58 pm to
If English was good enough for Jesus it's good enough for Dolphins

quote:

Lady who jerks off dolphins


You know what to do. Bonus points for video
This post was edited on 2/14/17 at 12:01 am
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
38401 posts
Posted on 2/14/17 at 12:03 am to
quote:

Man and Dolphin extrapolated Mary Lilly's initial observations of dolphins mimicking human voices, right through to teaching them to speak English and on ultimately to a Cetacean Chair at the United Nations, where all marine mammals would have an enlightening input into world affairs, widening our perspectives on everything from science to history, economics and current affairs


Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29330 posts
Posted on 2/14/17 at 12:08 am to
Posted by knight_ryder
XTC cabaret
Member since Jan 2015
3356 posts
Posted on 2/14/17 at 12:08 am to
Dolphins are smart.

They can even make their own fleshlights

Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35577 posts
Posted on 2/14/17 at 12:20 am to
Reading the article, I definitely got the feeling that she got more freaky with the dolphin than she's letting on.
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15915 posts
Posted on 2/14/17 at 12:21 am to
I have no idea what you speak of but when Howard Stern interviewed the guy who fell in love with a dolphin I was all fins.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58417 posts
Posted on 2/14/17 at 6:15 am to
My wife gives me the dolphin all the time. Any time I try to get frisky she turns around, looks me in the eye, and says "eh eh" while waving the no finger at me.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119999 posts
Posted on 2/14/17 at 7:00 am to
Would be nice if most American's were taught to speak english.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66602 posts
Posted on 2/14/17 at 7:28 am to
dolphins? i'd be glad if they could just teach the check out chick at sam's.
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