re: Wife/GF/Side Piece at 50 Shades Check-In Thread

Both the size of the wallet as you mention and also the common urge from women to domesticate their man and 'change' them just a little.

*It was brought to my attention that the above was my 420th post. While I don't expect anyone to see this edit, I decided to update with more correlated thoughts:

Maybe God did not create life. Maybe life was created on it's own by chance and then evolved. This evolution created an alternate energy source that we are not able to perceive while living on earth. As humanity continues to grow intellectually, this alternative energy hierarchy continues to evolve. Eventually, something similar to our idea of God was created in this hierarchy. So now there is life after death but not in the traditional sense that we have learned about through religion. Anyone getting hungry? Y'all want to order some calzones and wings? Maybe a bunch of wings with different sauces and lots of ranch and blue cheese? Hey man, you still holding that thing? Puff, puff, pass dude. You know the rules. You gotta call in the order now, that's your penalty. Hey after we graduate and are all living in different cities, we're gonna get those virtual reality headsets and watch the Super Bowl together. We'll be able to see the people that are actually at the game, turn our head in different directions to look around the stadium, and then we'll dial in together and feel like we're all in the same row. The facial expressions from all of us are taken from the headsets and then we can design some groovy threads, like I'm going to have on a fly pimp suit with some of those aquarium fish shoes like the dude in I'm Gonna Get you Sucka. The NFL will probably sell millions of those virtual reality seats for about $10/each when the technology gets decent and mainstream. Hey man, order those wings already.