Best advice you've ever received?

Fake it till you make it.

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more times then not

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They don't teach y'all any better than that at oak grove?

it's Mississippi education, what did you expect!?

Never trust a fart, never let a good hard on go to waste and never pass up a urinal.

This was one single line of advice given by an old man to a group of us on things to keep in mind as we get older.

My dad told me when I was a teen that with money- the only thing that changes is the size of your bills. Basically to live within your means.

My dad told me to never pass up an opportunity to shut the frick up.

Don't ever doubt yourself.

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

Try not. Do – or do not. There is no try.

Get busy livin’ or get busy dyin'

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.

Keep your friends close but your enemies closer.

Until you start believing in yourself, you ain't gonna have a life!

Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.

If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball.

Revenge is not good. Once you're done. Believe me.

You ask how to fight an idea. I’ll tell you how. With another idea.

When you get old, in life, things get taken from you. I mean, that's a part of life. But, you only learn that when you start losing stuff.

Don’t ever hit your mother with a shovel. It leaves a dull impression on her mind.

If you’re good at something, never do it for free.

If someone asks if you are a god, you say, "yes!"