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Does A Woman With a Shattered iPhone Screen Give Insight to Her True Personality
Posted on 12/10/16 at 6:02 am
Posted on 12/10/16 at 6:02 am
Met a beautiful young staffer in DC last night (also, first time staying in the Trump Hotel here; hotels are usually lost on me but it really is incredible). She seems intelligent enough, although she fits the mold of every one of these girls running around the beltway.
Anyway, she pulls out her phone early on to show me something and I notice it is cracked. Not really cracked, even, but shattered. You know, the kind that looks like she would slice her ear off if she didn't use speaker phone. The kind that looks like she stopped a bullet with it. The kind that looks like she probably threw it at the last man who realized she had a den of snakes in her head.
When a woman has a shattered screen, does this give you insight into her level of craziness? In my research, there is a definite and real connection. I mean, we're not talking about a sophomore at Bogies, here. This is our nation's capital. If you can't get a new iPhone screen after getting sloppy on a Tuesday night and slamming your phone on the pavement for whatever reason, should you really be in charge of a representative's schedule?
Maybe all of these women here are drunkards looking for that foot-in-the-door by getting knocked-up by some congressman.
Wat does the OT think?
Anyway, she pulls out her phone early on to show me something and I notice it is cracked. Not really cracked, even, but shattered. You know, the kind that looks like she would slice her ear off if she didn't use speaker phone. The kind that looks like she stopped a bullet with it. The kind that looks like she probably threw it at the last man who realized she had a den of snakes in her head.
When a woman has a shattered screen, does this give you insight into her level of craziness? In my research, there is a definite and real connection. I mean, we're not talking about a sophomore at Bogies, here. This is our nation's capital. If you can't get a new iPhone screen after getting sloppy on a Tuesday night and slamming your phone on the pavement for whatever reason, should you really be in charge of a representative's schedule?
Maybe all of these women here are drunkards looking for that foot-in-the-door by getting knocked-up by some congressman.
Wat does the OT think?
Posted on 12/10/16 at 6:05 am to King Teal
If people are judged based on the status of their iPhone screen I am fricked.
Posted on 12/10/16 at 6:05 am to King Teal
You sound like a woman to me.
Posted on 12/10/16 at 6:07 am to tigerbutt
You don't like women, bro?
Posted on 12/10/16 at 6:08 am to King Teal
I love women. As a man, I would never rant about a woman's cell phone as much as you have. You sound like a fricking woman. Amerite?
Posted on 12/10/16 at 6:08 am to King Teal
Maybe she hasn't had time to get it fixed yet. You'd have to leap to conclusions imo.
Posted on 12/10/16 at 6:11 am to tigerbutt
Wrong nm
This post was edited on 12/10/16 at 6:13 am
Posted on 12/10/16 at 6:12 am to Mud_Till_May
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Your ranting about a woman's cellphone right now.
Poor reading comprehension.
Lol np
This post was edited on 12/10/16 at 6:14 am
Posted on 12/10/16 at 6:13 am to King Teal
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I mean, we're not talking about a sophomore at Bogies, here.
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This is our nation's capital.
Come again?
Posted on 12/10/16 at 6:16 am to King Teal
Did you grab her by the pussy?
Posted on 12/10/16 at 6:17 am to King Teal
Don't know if it means she is crazy but it should be a red flag.
Posted on 12/10/16 at 6:23 am to King Teal
On the positive if she is crazy - you should be trying to bed her
On another random note has anyone had the phone screen shatter when they had a case? I am pretty rough on my phone but always have a case. So I have never had a shatter
On another random note has anyone had the phone screen shatter when they had a case? I am pretty rough on my phone but always have a case. So I have never had a shatter
This post was edited on 12/10/16 at 6:25 am
Posted on 12/10/16 at 6:28 am to King Teal
She sounds out of your league.
Posted on 12/10/16 at 6:33 am to King Teal
If she didn't even offer an explanation to why it's shattered should tell you something. She has obviously been using it that way for a while now. Is she irresponsible, unorganized, destructive and sloppy? Or maybe she is frugal and even though her relatives kid broke it she doesn't want to spend the money to fix it right now because she'll be due an for an upgrade in 2 months.
Posted on 12/10/16 at 6:48 am to King Teal
Ah yes. She spends all her money on trying to look good but can't afford to fix her screen.
She's an easy lay, but hop on the first plane back home the next day.
She's an easy lay, but hop on the first plane back home the next day.
Posted on 12/10/16 at 7:13 am to King Teal
It means she broke her phone and for whatever reason she hasn't had a chance to get it fixed. What the frick is wrong with you people.
Posted on 12/10/16 at 7:16 am to King Teal
Or she tripped and dropped it.
Or just dropped it.
I drop mine all the tine.
Or just dropped it.
I drop mine all the tine.
Posted on 12/10/16 at 7:17 am to Peazey
Maybe it means she is low maintenance, laid back and not pretentious. All virtues lost on the OT.
Posted on 12/10/16 at 7:24 am to King Teal
I feel like 50% of all women I know's screens are cracked.
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