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Posted on 12/8/16 at 2:54 pm to HempHead
We gotta install microwave ovens. Custom kitchen deliveray uh ay uh ays
Posted on 12/8/16 at 3:03 pm to weadjust
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and be richer than any of us
you'd trade that for a dead dad?
Posted on 12/8/16 at 4:07 pm to Roovelroe
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U G L Y
You a'int got no alibi!
Posted on 12/8/16 at 4:12 pm to theOG
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poor kid's dad is going to be dead by the time he's 10.
If he makes it to 89, he can teach his boy how to drive.
This post was edited on 12/8/16 at 4:17 pm
Posted on 12/8/16 at 4:30 pm to Roovelroe
Gross (though I like the music)
Posted on 12/8/16 at 4:41 pm to Teufelhunden
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I shouldda learned to play the guitar...
No kidding. Could you imagine how much tail Jagger would have slayed if he played the guitar?
Posted on 12/8/16 at 4:44 pm to Roovelroe
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Roovelroe
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U G L Y
Posted on 12/8/16 at 4:45 pm to Choctaw
Wonder how many pages Mick's will is. All the wives and kids, grandkids, etc.
Posted on 12/8/16 at 4:47 pm to Teufelhunden
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I shouldda learned to play the guitar...
Good song but Mick doesn't play guitar much.
Eta: *v*
This post was edited on 12/8/16 at 4:49 pm
Posted on 12/8/16 at 4:58 pm to Choctaw
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Mick Jagger bangs out another kid
Well at least he's claiming to have banged one out. For all we know it could have been some frozen sperm of his.
Either way congrats Mick!
Posted on 12/8/16 at 5:50 pm to Choctaw
Singers, man. fricking singers.
Posted on 12/8/16 at 6:48 pm to Godfather1
Well...
I can't help but think of the old joke-
An 73-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up... The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 73-year-old said, "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old girlfriend who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that Doc?"The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. "I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'."Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that ?" asked the doctor. The 73-year-old said , "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver." The doctor replied, "My point exactly!"
I can't help but think of the old joke-
An 73-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up... The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 73-year-old said, "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old girlfriend who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that Doc?"The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. "I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'."Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that ?" asked the doctor. The 73-year-old said , "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver." The doctor replied, "My point exactly!"
Posted on 12/8/16 at 7:19 pm to Choctaw
Everyone saying good for him would be trashing him and calling him a thug POS if he was a rapper
Posted on 12/8/16 at 7:22 pm to RJL2
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There isn't enough money in the world that would make me go within 2 feet of his old diseased dick
This post was edited on 12/8/16 at 7:24 pm
Posted on 12/8/16 at 8:01 pm to theOG
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poor kid's dad is going to be dead by the time he's 10.
At least the kid will always have Keith.
Posted on 12/9/16 at 2:47 am to shinerfan
a lot of jealous guys that will never be able to bang anything close to that in this thread.
sorry for your loss
prayers sent
sorry for your loss
prayers sent
Posted on 12/9/16 at 2:56 am to ItNeverRains
why are you retards quoting Dire Straits?
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