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So I was on the elevator today and pretty sure this hot nurse let one loose...
Posted on 11/29/16 at 5:56 pm
Posted on 11/29/16 at 5:56 pm
Good Lord,completely ruins the attraction and I obviously had to regroup and immediately get off on the next available opening/floor.
WTF is wrong with people?Can't they just hold it til they get off?
WTF is wrong with people?Can't they just hold it til they get off?
Posted on 11/29/16 at 5:58 pm to RD Dawg
She saw your bridge troll looking arse and wanted to make sure you didn't try to talk to her is what she told me
Posted on 11/29/16 at 5:58 pm to RD Dawg
If there was only one other person on the elevator, then the next available floor would either be hers or yours, right?
And if there was more than one other person, how do you know it was her?
And if there was more than one other person, how do you know it was her?
Posted on 11/29/16 at 5:58 pm to RD Dawg
Sounds like she's above your pay grade
Posted on 11/29/16 at 5:59 pm to GRTiger
quote:
If there was only one other person on the elevator, then the next available floor would either be hers or yours, right?
And if there was more than one other person, how do you know it was her?
solid
Posted on 11/29/16 at 5:59 pm to RD Dawg
Next time, get ahead of the gas and PIIHB.
Posted on 11/29/16 at 5:59 pm to RD Dawg
Probably a testament to how ugly you are.
Posted on 11/29/16 at 6:00 pm to GRTiger
It wasn't and the only other candidates were to the side...99% sure
Posted on 11/29/16 at 6:00 pm to RD Dawg
It was a test.
She's in to scat play.
You missed a great opportunity.
She's in to scat play.
You missed a great opportunity.
Posted on 11/29/16 at 6:04 pm to EastNastySwag
quote:
Sounds like she's above your pay grade
The only way that could happen would be if she was a nurse anasthetist and I would doubt it...she also had a little bit of an emarrased look on her face as I left.
Posted on 11/29/16 at 6:09 pm to RD Dawg
She was establishing dominance over you. She could see you were a beta cuck and wanted you to know who's boss.
Posted on 11/29/16 at 6:12 pm to RD Dawg
Probably just Thanksgiving dinner still working it's way through her system. My farts and shits lately have been god awful.
Posted on 11/29/16 at 6:13 pm to RD Dawg
Well you know what they say about hot nurses with loose booty holes..
Posted on 11/29/16 at 6:15 pm to RD Dawg
If she farted in front of you it means she wants the D.
Posted on 11/29/16 at 6:46 pm to RD Dawg
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hot nurse
Where exactly does this mythical creature exist?
Serious question.
This post was edited on 11/29/16 at 6:50 pm
Posted on 11/29/16 at 6:49 pm to Mir
quote:
She saw your bridge troll looking arse and wanted to make sure you didn't try to talk to her is what she told me
This is how every first reply should be on a shitty thread.
Posted on 11/29/16 at 6:50 pm to RD Dawg
Might be remnants from the colostomy bag she just through venting. That shite stays on you, literally
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