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Posted on 11/4/16 at 3:14 pm to Tarik One
quote:Cool, but what did you really say?
A minute later, some fat female manager comes out the back with a mean look and says "Ay, you pay for that cup?" Me: "Run the tapes and find out yourself."
Posted on 11/4/16 at 3:19 pm to Tarik One
quote:Sexual harassment in the workplace. But luckily the poster RobbBobb came by to tell everyone those women deserved it!
Ever been falsely accused of anything?
Posted on 11/4/16 at 3:20 pm to Tarik One
Worked in Texas at an office where the office manager was a battle axe. Her son worked there and he was a competitor with me for partnership.
I regularly traveled to Sherman, Texas and the mileage round trip was 460 miles. She accused me of fudging in mileage, saying it was only 200 miles each way. I told her "lets go get in my car right now and we'll drive towards Sherman. If we're in Sherman at the end of the trip I'll resign. If we're not, you will get out of the car and walk to Sherman."
It ended the false accusation.
I regularly traveled to Sherman, Texas and the mileage round trip was 460 miles. She accused me of fudging in mileage, saying it was only 200 miles each way. I told her "lets go get in my car right now and we'll drive towards Sherman. If we're in Sherman at the end of the trip I'll resign. If we're not, you will get out of the car and walk to Sherman."
It ended the false accusation.
Posted on 11/4/16 at 3:23 pm to Tarik One
Someone I knew (fricking junkie) stole my license from my walllet and forged a prescription for 120 roxicontins in my name and then pretended to be me.
He later told me he found my missing license in his house and that it must have fell out of my wallet.
6 months later I get arrested at my house and then extradited to the parish he tried to get the script filled. Spent about a week in jail total. Spent 5k in legal fees. I was looking at a minimum of 5 years.
The black chick behind the pharmacy counter even said I was the guy that tried to fill the prescription (cause all white boys look the same apparently).
Anyway, I was at work that day. Had clocked in and out and had sent a ton of emails that I couldn't have done unless I was at my desk. Thank fricking God I had evidence to refute that stupid bitch's eye witness account. DA drops the charges but not before my reputation is ruined.
So to this day I take eye witness testimony with a grain of sand.
He later told me he found my missing license in his house and that it must have fell out of my wallet.
6 months later I get arrested at my house and then extradited to the parish he tried to get the script filled. Spent about a week in jail total. Spent 5k in legal fees. I was looking at a minimum of 5 years.
The black chick behind the pharmacy counter even said I was the guy that tried to fill the prescription (cause all white boys look the same apparently).
Anyway, I was at work that day. Had clocked in and out and had sent a ton of emails that I couldn't have done unless I was at my desk. Thank fricking God I had evidence to refute that stupid bitch's eye witness account. DA drops the charges but not before my reputation is ruined.
So to this day I take eye witness testimony with a grain of sand.
This post was edited on 11/4/16 at 3:27 pm
Posted on 11/4/16 at 3:25 pm to Tarik One
I was falsely accused for cheating on an ungraded assignment. My professor lost it. Threatened to report me to the Honor Board, etc.
I went to his office once I was able to cool down and gather my thoughts to show him on my computer that I didn't cheat (it showed that the assignment was completed, but there was a mishap in the submission. Nonetheless, the assignment was completed in time, weeks ago).
My voice was shaking I was so angry with him. I barely got an apology. I've always said that if I was diagnosed with a terminal illness, that mother fricker is going with me. I've since cooled off.![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/IconLOL.gif)
I went to his office once I was able to cool down and gather my thoughts to show him on my computer that I didn't cheat (it showed that the assignment was completed, but there was a mishap in the submission. Nonetheless, the assignment was completed in time, weeks ago).
My voice was shaking I was so angry with him. I barely got an apology. I've always said that if I was diagnosed with a terminal illness, that mother fricker is going with me. I've since cooled off.
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This post was edited on 11/4/16 at 3:32 pm
Posted on 11/4/16 at 3:41 pm to Tarik One
1) Blockbuster: They called me and said that I needed to return an overdue tape. I told them that I had returned the tape. I went to the store, and found the tape on the shelf. I handed it to the manager and showed him how it had been returned to the wrong shelf after I'd dropped it off. In front of a line of people, he explained to me that I was a thief trying to get out of paying a late fee.
2) Gas Station: (Before the days of credit cards at the pump) Guy ahead of me at the pump filled up and skated without paying. Cashier wouldn't restart the pump and accused me of filling my car without paying. Her argument ended when I showed her my empty gas tank.
2) Gas Station: (Before the days of credit cards at the pump) Guy ahead of me at the pump filled up and skated without paying. Cashier wouldn't restart the pump and accused me of filling my car without paying. Her argument ended when I showed her my empty gas tank.
Posted on 11/4/16 at 3:47 pm to Tarik One
It was the early 90's. I was sitting in class when a security professional pulled me out. Said a police officer needed to speak with me. I walk up to the info desk and he is waiting with this woman. He asked where I was at 2 pm. I was typing a paper on a computer at my parents house. They were home along with my sister. I was there all day. I was 19.
He said that the woman was involved in a hit and run with a hatchback that fit he description of my vehicle. She couldn't provide a license plate number. She was however able to spot a college parking lot tag hanging from the mirror. The cop rolled around the lots and found my car. The casing around my left headlight was cracked when my buddy backed into it on accident a full 2 years prior. You could see the weathering around the edges of the damage. It was obviously not fresh. So I had an alibi etc. He checked my license and let me go.
30 minutes go by and I get pulled out again. Same cop with the lady who is convinced that it was me. Said she saw my face and everything. I told the cop I had nothing to hide and my parents would verify my whereabouts. Also mentioned the age of the crack (again) and they are free to examine it. She kept on with it. Almost as if she was desperate to get a claim. After this huge scene the cop finally let me go with a threatening "watch your step" type of tone. Clearly feeling sorry for the middle aged woman's situation. Add in the typical cop's superiority complex when it comes to young men. Pretty shitty.
Even though I did nothing, not to mention her car would have did much more damage than a cracked casing from the wreck description.
The odds of the same type of car is what was crazy.
He said that the woman was involved in a hit and run with a hatchback that fit he description of my vehicle. She couldn't provide a license plate number. She was however able to spot a college parking lot tag hanging from the mirror. The cop rolled around the lots and found my car. The casing around my left headlight was cracked when my buddy backed into it on accident a full 2 years prior. You could see the weathering around the edges of the damage. It was obviously not fresh. So I had an alibi etc. He checked my license and let me go.
30 minutes go by and I get pulled out again. Same cop with the lady who is convinced that it was me. Said she saw my face and everything. I told the cop I had nothing to hide and my parents would verify my whereabouts. Also mentioned the age of the crack (again) and they are free to examine it. She kept on with it. Almost as if she was desperate to get a claim. After this huge scene the cop finally let me go with a threatening "watch your step" type of tone. Clearly feeling sorry for the middle aged woman's situation. Add in the typical cop's superiority complex when it comes to young men. Pretty shitty.
Even though I did nothing, not to mention her car would have did much more damage than a cracked casing from the wreck description.
The odds of the same type of car is what was crazy.
This post was edited on 11/4/16 at 10:36 pm
Posted on 11/4/16 at 3:48 pm to Tarik One
Accused of stealing two ATVs in Louisiana while living in Texas. Was ID'd via a high school yearbook and mf's claiming "that's him." Get a call from my dad and the sheriff's office asking where I was.. definitely looking back at it, I should've filed for defamation. ![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/Iconspank.gif)
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This post was edited on 11/4/16 at 3:49 pm
Posted on 11/4/16 at 3:52 pm to Tarik One
yes
Lady accused several of us of sexual harassment, while working at chrysler. Out of every 5 females they hired, nearly 2 of the 5, tried to file SH claims to get paid and then quit.
Luckily i had every female in my section, backing me up. I went to work(when i actually did) and listened to music and talked to no one.
The Union even tried to buttfrick me and try to push 3 days off w/o pay. Had these women not step up and threaten both Union and Management, i would of been suspended and probably fired later.
The other guys were not so lucky, they all got suspended and 3 lost their jobs. Since they always acted like dildos, no one was going to stick up for them.
Lady accused several of us of sexual harassment, while working at chrysler. Out of every 5 females they hired, nearly 2 of the 5, tried to file SH claims to get paid and then quit.
Luckily i had every female in my section, backing me up. I went to work(when i actually did) and listened to music and talked to no one.
The Union even tried to buttfrick me and try to push 3 days off w/o pay. Had these women not step up and threaten both Union and Management, i would of been suspended and probably fired later.
The other guys were not so lucky, they all got suspended and 3 lost their jobs. Since they always acted like dildos, no one was going to stick up for them.
Posted on 11/4/16 at 3:55 pm to Tarik One
Several years ago there was a presumption that I hooked up with the crazy girl in the office. In truth, while I did flirt with her, I told her point blank i wasnt going to mess around with a co-worker. We never even so much as kissed.
A few months passed after I told her this and she invited a few co-workers including me to go out to a bar for her birthday. This other chick I had just started to see was going to be at the same bar so I told her I'd go meet up with her after hanging out with the co-workers for a bit. Big mistake. Crazy work girl saw me chatting up this new girl and went crazy. It didn't help that she had done some recreational drugs before we all went out.
I apologize to new girl and tell her I'll catch up with her later. At that point, I try to make my way outside of the bar to diffuse and next thing I know crazy girl comes from behind and pushes me up against a wall. A big circled formed like in a high school fight and all eyes were on us. I wasn't going to hit a girl and really didn't know what to do but before I could really react we are getting thrown out of the club by the bouncer.
At that point knowing this chick was pretty messed up, I put her in a can and we went back to the parking lot of my apartment complex. I call her brother from her phone and tel him to come pick yo his sister she is really messed up. We never went in my apartment and I spent the next hour waiting for this clown to show up. He takes her home. End of fricked up night.
Except the story spread through work like a wildfire. whenever a tough project came up I got volunteered and people would joke that Jorts knows how to take his lumps, referencing the incident at the bar. Used to piss me off. I'm gone from that office now but I hear they still tell that story at happy hours and of course, in their version I deserved it because i fricked the crazy girl.
To make matters worse, the chick I was seeing lost interest. Her friends convinced her I took that girl home and fricked her.
Tl;dr - I'm dumb
A few months passed after I told her this and she invited a few co-workers including me to go out to a bar for her birthday. This other chick I had just started to see was going to be at the same bar so I told her I'd go meet up with her after hanging out with the co-workers for a bit. Big mistake. Crazy work girl saw me chatting up this new girl and went crazy. It didn't help that she had done some recreational drugs before we all went out.
I apologize to new girl and tell her I'll catch up with her later. At that point, I try to make my way outside of the bar to diffuse and next thing I know crazy girl comes from behind and pushes me up against a wall. A big circled formed like in a high school fight and all eyes were on us. I wasn't going to hit a girl and really didn't know what to do but before I could really react we are getting thrown out of the club by the bouncer.
At that point knowing this chick was pretty messed up, I put her in a can and we went back to the parking lot of my apartment complex. I call her brother from her phone and tel him to come pick yo his sister she is really messed up. We never went in my apartment and I spent the next hour waiting for this clown to show up. He takes her home. End of fricked up night.
Except the story spread through work like a wildfire. whenever a tough project came up I got volunteered and people would joke that Jorts knows how to take his lumps, referencing the incident at the bar. Used to piss me off. I'm gone from that office now but I hear they still tell that story at happy hours and of course, in their version I deserved it because i fricked the crazy girl.
To make matters worse, the chick I was seeing lost interest. Her friends convinced her I took that girl home and fricked her.
Tl;dr - I'm dumb
Posted on 11/4/16 at 4:14 pm to Tarik One
quote:Yes. It cost me a little over $500,000.
Ever been falsely accused of anything?
Posted on 11/4/16 at 4:29 pm to Tarik One
You've been falsely accused of making a good post..
Posted on 11/4/16 at 4:36 pm to Tarik One
Leaving an Adderall pill in my exes sister's bathroom. I don't even have an Adderall prescription. Wtf? ![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/IconLOL.gif)
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Posted on 11/4/16 at 10:33 pm to Tarik One
Yes and it cost me dearly.
Posted on 11/4/16 at 11:37 pm to Tarik One
blueboy thought that Olewar skull alum was my alter ![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/Iconrotflmao.gif)
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Posted on 11/4/16 at 11:53 pm to Tarik One
One time I bought a treadmill on Craigslist, and when I made it to the guys house, it was on a corner lot. So I parked in the driveway and had to walk around the yard to the front door. When I walked around the house to the front, there were some girls playing basketball. They looked at me and screamed and ran inside their house. I didn't think anything of it, I just figured it was dumb kids. So while me and the guy were disassembleing the treadmill there's a knock on his door. He came back with a weird look on his face and said the police are here looking for me. I go outside tell the police my story and the two police men said the girls said I chased them all the way to their house.
So one of the cops tells me to wait here while he goes and talks to the people at the other house. He came back a few minutes later and said under his breath I can go, those people are weird.
So one of the cops tells me to wait here while he goes and talks to the people at the other house. He came back a few minutes later and said under his breath I can go, those people are weird.
Posted on 11/5/16 at 12:04 am to Tarik One
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Posted on 11/5/16 at 2:02 am to Tarik One
When I was a kid, I was the only white kid on the bus ride home after school. I was sitting in the seat with this kid who was punching holes in the back of the seat in front of us with a pencil.
That evening the school called and told my Mom that several kids said I had did it, which was complete BS. The next morning My mom and I had to go to the principals office and there were like 8 kids from the bus, including the kid who did it, saying they witnessed me doing it.
My parents ended up having to pay for the damage.
It makes me feel better knowing the kid that did it is in prison right now.
That evening the school called and told my Mom that several kids said I had did it, which was complete BS. The next morning My mom and I had to go to the principals office and there were like 8 kids from the bus, including the kid who did it, saying they witnessed me doing it.
My parents ended up having to pay for the damage.
It makes me feel better knowing the kid that did it is in prison right now.
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