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re: Biggest Jerk move you have ever made
Posted on 10/24/16 at 6:42 pm to Tarik One
Posted on 10/24/16 at 6:42 pm to Tarik One
One time when I was a kid I was at the Country Club and I was sneaking the remnants of left-over drinks from the bar and I accidentally drank one with a cigarette butt in it. It made me nauseated and I went outside and Dr. Beeper's Porsche was parked there with the sunroof open and leaned over and I threw up inside the sunroof. I'm sure they didn't appreciate it when he found out about it.
Good times.
Good times.
Posted on 10/24/16 at 6:46 pm to Tarik One
Back in my drinking days I did a lot of dickish stuff. I posted about this before, but I think it is appropriate in this thread. I was in my early 30s (well before I cared for animals):
I had just finished a 3 day jury trial and decided to go to Georgetown rather than back to the office. I was having a few drinks and saw a woman (mid 30s) sitting at the end of the bar looking as though she had just lost her best friend. I had the bartender send her down a drink and she came over to speak with me. I asked her what was wrong and she said that she had just put her 12 year old dog down.
Well, that’s all I needed to hear. I was not an animal lover then (although, I do love dogs now). I started spinning a yarn about how I had to put my (imaginary) dog down. I made up this story about how I had this “dog” for years; how it gave me unconditional love; how it brought me my slippers and the paper, etc. I went on for about 20 minutes.
She said, “He got too old and sick and you had to put him down?” I said:
“No, I was going on vacation and didn’t want to pay to have it boarded.”
She screamed and walked away from me.
I still feel bad about the event and the fact that I still chuckle a bit when I think of the story.
I had just finished a 3 day jury trial and decided to go to Georgetown rather than back to the office. I was having a few drinks and saw a woman (mid 30s) sitting at the end of the bar looking as though she had just lost her best friend. I had the bartender send her down a drink and she came over to speak with me. I asked her what was wrong and she said that she had just put her 12 year old dog down.
Well, that’s all I needed to hear. I was not an animal lover then (although, I do love dogs now). I started spinning a yarn about how I had to put my (imaginary) dog down. I made up this story about how I had this “dog” for years; how it gave me unconditional love; how it brought me my slippers and the paper, etc. I went on for about 20 minutes.
She said, “He got too old and sick and you had to put him down?” I said:
“No, I was going on vacation and didn’t want to pay to have it boarded.”
She screamed and walked away from me.
I still feel bad about the event and the fact that I still chuckle a bit when I think of the story.
Posted on 10/24/16 at 6:48 pm to soccerfüt
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One time when I was a kid I was at the Country Club
Spaulding!
Posted on 10/24/16 at 6:49 pm to Houma
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Great thread
Agreed. I have nothing interesting to add to it, but I am rolling here reading some of the contributions.
Posted on 10/24/16 at 6:50 pm to Tarik One
You read this story off a website.
Posted on 10/24/16 at 6:50 pm to IonaTiger
Uncle Elihu Smails?
Is dat you?
Is dat you?
Posted on 10/24/16 at 6:53 pm to soccerfüt
Yes. The club slipped out of my hands!
Posted on 10/24/16 at 6:57 pm to IonaTiger
Cheers old boy, hope you're keeping well.
You're one of the best things about this website.
Keep on being you, we (collectively) might not deserve your sanity, grace and charm, but we certainly here need it.
You're one of the best things about this website.
Keep on being you, we (collectively) might not deserve your sanity, grace and charm, but we certainly here need it.
This post was edited on 10/24/16 at 6:58 pm
Posted on 10/24/16 at 7:05 pm to Tarik One
One time in college, I was riding with a friend... And it just finished raining pretty hard, there was a huge puddle of water in the road (on LSU's campus before it became a walk friendly campus) and there were a group of girls walking to class and that fricker didn't say a word.. Just hit the puddle and sprayed the girls.. We heard them scream, it was fricked up but funny as hell.
Posted on 10/24/16 at 7:07 pm to soccerfüt
You make me blush. I am doing well. If I knew that I was going to live this long I'd have taken better care of myself.
Posted on 10/24/16 at 7:11 pm to Tarik One
An old school friend of mine called me one day to reconnect and said he really wanted me to come to his wedding the following month. I agreed but didn't end up going. Just didn't want to go. Never talked to him again. Felt bad afterwards because he really was a nice guy.
Posted on 10/24/16 at 7:12 pm to Tarik One
I was supposed to go to a party on Dec. 30th 2005 thrown by this lady I was seeing when I was down in La. I was going to meet her friends, etc. I got an invite to the Chicken bowl (LSU vs Miami) the night before when I was drunk as hell and went to the game instead. She wasn't amused, I didn't realize in my state of mind how serious this was to her. Thought it was just a party, but it was basically a party for me. Needless to say that was it.
Posted on 10/24/16 at 7:21 pm to Tarik One
15 years ago some douchey Corvette driver had double parked at Copelands. I casually pulled the Corvette emblem off the hood and put it on one of my shelves.
Posted on 10/24/16 at 7:22 pm to thetigerman
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I casually pulled the Corvette emblem off the hood and put it on one of my shelves
Pics or you are lying.
Posted on 10/24/16 at 7:25 pm to Tarik One
Once back in college this girl said that we could only have the sex if we were dating so one drunken night I agreed to date her then the next morning after the deed was done I broke up with her but not before she had changed her status on Facebook and her mom and sister had both friend requested me. I was talking to a another girl at the time so I didn't feel bad but now that it's been a few years I feel bad for the poor girl. Think she's married now
Posted on 10/24/16 at 7:25 pm to OweO
Oh I don't have it anymore, my little brother stole it from me
Posted on 10/24/16 at 7:31 pm to Tarik One
From when I was in high school...
Two lanes of traffic were merging. I was in the right lane, the left lane had to merge right. Both lanes moving the same speed, not very fast at all - around 5mph. The lady to my left rolled her window down and asked if she could merge in. I had my window down and said no, with a big smile on my face. Thinking she misheard me, she asked again. I again said no with a smile on my face. She fricking lost it. Cursing at me, demanding that I let her in. All the while me and her teenage daughter in the passenger seat were cracking up.
Two lanes of traffic were merging. I was in the right lane, the left lane had to merge right. Both lanes moving the same speed, not very fast at all - around 5mph. The lady to my left rolled her window down and asked if she could merge in. I had my window down and said no, with a big smile on my face. Thinking she misheard me, she asked again. I again said no with a smile on my face. She fricking lost it. Cursing at me, demanding that I let her in. All the while me and her teenage daughter in the passenger seat were cracking up.
Posted on 10/24/16 at 7:31 pm to Tarik One
In HS a guy's parents were out of town so he had a party. He was kinda a dick so.... allegedly we emptied his ice cubes out of the trays and filled them back up with urine.
In college, I directed a extremely drunk friend to puke in the toolbox of a truck belonging to a guy I didn't care for.
So ashamed of myself!!!
In college, I directed a extremely drunk friend to puke in the toolbox of a truck belonging to a guy I didn't care for.
So ashamed of myself!!!
This post was edited on 10/24/16 at 7:39 pm
Posted on 10/24/16 at 7:37 pm to theenemy
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In HS a guy's parents were out of town so he had a part
I had a group of friends I went out, all the time, with in HS.. For some reason we decided that when we would go to parties at people's houses we would steal their family portraits.. Then we got to the point where we would see who could steal the most random things..
Since I had a big van with a lift in it with a bunch of space in the middle, everyone would go put whatever they stole in the van. We would leave from parties with pot plants, people's mother's underwear.. One time someone stole someone's dad's work boot.. Not boots, just one. I think someone stole all the soap in someone's house one time.
Posted on 10/24/16 at 7:42 pm to Bluefin
Karma's going to get you when you start a new job and she's your boss.
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