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re: How do I tell my wife that I don't like her gumbo?

Posted on 10/24/16 at 9:36 am to
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26926 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 9:36 am to
That legitimately may be the most piss-poor excuse of a "gumbo" I've ever seen.
Posted by mostbesttigerfanever
TD platinum member suite in TS
Member since Jan 2010
5016 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 10:07 am to
You have to put your money where your mouth is

Tell her you found a really good gumbo recipe you'd like to try and make (you will make it, not her)

Then do a blind taste test...tell her it will be fun and that you're just trying to learn how to make a gumbo yourself but your own way



Don't lose the taste test. Otherwise you're a fricking a-hole
Posted by PacLSU
I have been a
Member since Sep 2003
3630 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 10:07 am to
quote:

She first made it for me for our second date and I was just trying to get in her pants at that point so obviously I told her it was amazing. Fast forward 8 years and I'm at the end of my rope.


You've been laying in a trap for 8 years and don't even know it. She first made that crappy gumbo to see if you'd be honest with her. You lied. Now she's even doing it with sex to see exactly how dishonest you really are. When you finally tell the truth, the trap will be sprung. Prepare to lose appendages.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
263209 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 10:10 am to
quote:


Trying to be cute, but you suggesting men to be dishonest and pussies is some weakass shite. Them drugs must have really f'ed you over.

But a woman wanting to please her man and kids is normal unless you're a feminist, liberal, bitch, or an idiot.



You're the poster child for your side of the argument.
Posted by Isabelle81
NEW ORLEANS, LA
Member since Sep 2015
2718 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 10:11 am to
Buy her some Blue Runner gumbo base. Say you bought it to make cooking easier on her. It's probably got the taste she is missing.
This post was edited on 10/24/16 at 10:12 am
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
263209 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 10:11 am to
quote:



Roger is suggesting that if such a lie has been created and maintained for a number of years, it is best to keep story consistant.


Ahh..someone gets it. You're in that deep, roll with it.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89781 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 10:13 am to
I don't know what to think of you, baw. You're not man enough to tell the truth OR lie about the gumbo.

What's that like?
Posted by Isabelle81
NEW ORLEANS, LA
Member since Sep 2015
2718 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 10:14 am to
Skip the roux and thicken gumbo with plain (natural if possible) peanut butter.
Posted by SaturdayTraditions
Down Seven Bridges Rd
Member since Sep 2015
3284 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 10:14 am to
quote:

potatoe salad


You people disgust me! Same boat as the people that put tomatoes in theirs and those loonies at Disney!
Posted by LSUlefty
Youngsville, LA
Member since Dec 2007
26535 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 10:23 am to
Add more roux when she's not looking
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 10:45 am to
Yeah. The 38 year old guy that's never been married "gets it".

Roger how many times have you been married again?
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
10509 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 10:47 am to
quote:

hat's one gross looking gumbo



Looks like a soup.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66602 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 10:49 am to
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eah. The 38 year old guy that's never been married "gets it".


he actually does.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 10:50 am to
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Either make a roux or buy the jar of Savoies or whatever you got

Put 6qt water your 12qt pot and get it boiling. Once its rolling add your roux. Cook it or 30 minutes. If its still too watery add more roux.

Once you get the consistency the way you want it, turn your fire down some and add your chopped vegetables. Cook that down for an hour


Make your roux.

And add your veggies to the roux before you dump in the water.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 10:54 am to
So let's have shitty gumbo for the next 30 years. Or you can tell her to change it up. If she loses her shite because you are just now telling her, you've got bigger things to worry about.

We are talking about cooking a gumbo here. Lol
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
36183 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 11:13 am to
How the frick do you marry someone, knowing that she can't make gumbo?
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 11:15 am to
quote:

SuperSaint


Is that egg drop soup?
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
263209 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 11:16 am to
quote:

eah. The 38 year old guy that's never been married "gets it".



he actually does.


Yep.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
263209 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 11:18 am to
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We are talking about cooking a gumbo here. Lol


Nah, we're talking about social sensitivity, lies, etc. Gumbo is just the centerpiece.
Posted by Eric Stratton
Faber College
Member since Mar 2015
2049 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 11:19 am to
You have made your bed, now you must lay in it. This is your life now.
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