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Anyone ever wondered what it would be like if your body was rearranged?

Posted on 9/4/16 at 11:25 pm
Posted by theunknownknight
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Posted on 9/4/16 at 11:25 pm
Like if you have peckers for arms and an arm for a wanker?

Or having a toe for a nose and having noses for toes?

What's the worst arrangement imaginable?
Posted by PaBon
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Posted on 9/4/16 at 11:25 pm to
dafuq??
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 9/4/16 at 11:27 pm to
quote:

What's the worst arrangement imaginable?


Nose and mouth between your dick and a-hole.

ETA:

Although you could suck yourself off then...
This post was edited on 9/4/16 at 11:30 pm
Posted by Rize
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Posted on 9/4/16 at 11:28 pm to
Drugs are a horrible thing.
Posted by Ace Midnight
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Posted on 9/4/16 at 11:28 pm to
The terrible thread starters are all starting to run together.
Posted by The Third Leg
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Posted on 9/4/16 at 11:28 pm to
I once dreamt that my mouth was a vagina, and that all my fingernails were BBC; the dream did not end well.
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 9/4/16 at 11:28 pm to
Posted by themasterpater
I travel
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Posted on 9/4/16 at 11:29 pm to
Look in the mirror dickhead
This post was edited on 9/4/16 at 11:33 pm
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 9/4/16 at 11:29 pm to
What if your fingers were dicks? How does that change the techniques for wiping one's bunghole?
Posted by WestCoastAg
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Posted on 9/4/16 at 11:29 pm to
And I thought I was high
Posted by themasterpater
I travel
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Posted on 9/4/16 at 11:30 pm to
quote:

I once dreamt that my mouth was a vagina, and that all my fingernails were BBC; the dream did not end well.



Know how I know your gay
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 9/4/16 at 11:31 pm to
quote:

What if your fingers were dicks? How does that change the techniques for wiping one's bunghole?
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
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Posted on 9/4/16 at 11:33 pm to
I've had my face reareanged.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
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59237 posts
Posted on 9/4/16 at 11:34 pm to
Like what if your nips were on your eyelids and you rubbed your eyes when you got tired at night?
This post was edited on 9/4/16 at 11:36 pm
Posted by thegreatone
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Posted on 9/4/16 at 11:37 pm to
Posted by PairofDucks
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Posted on 9/4/16 at 11:39 pm to
That's probably enough Internets for you today.
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 9/4/16 at 11:39 pm to
I can honestly say I have never wondered this.
Posted by theunknownknight
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Posted on 9/4/16 at 11:41 pm to
You have now. You have now...
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 9/4/16 at 11:45 pm to
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
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Posted on 9/5/16 at 12:06 am to
It'd be neat if our dicks were on our foreheads
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