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Date my Daughter..
Posted on 8/26/16 at 9:56 am
Posted on 8/26/16 at 9:56 am
Browsing FB this morning and came across this sponsored page on my timeline:
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Good ole' fashioned dad is looking for applicants to date his daughter. The catch though.. Height requirement is 5'11 or taller and minimum age of 19-23 maximum. Must have high school degree. Must live in or around Baton Rouge.
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Good ole' fashioned dad is looking for applicants to date his daughter. The catch though.. Height requirement is 5'11 or taller and minimum age of 19-23 maximum. Must have high school degree. Must live in or around Baton Rouge.
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Posted on 8/26/16 at 9:57 am to upperline
1st high school doesn't give degrees
2nd I'd hit it
2nd I'd hit it
Posted on 8/26/16 at 9:58 am to upperline
Posted on 8/26/16 at 9:58 am to upperline
sounds reasonable. i do not qualify.
Posted on 8/26/16 at 9:58 am to upperline
Posted on 8/26/16 at 9:59 am to upperline
Incredible
Posted on 8/26/16 at 9:59 am to upperline
That is...
so fricking weird.
so fricking weird.
Posted on 8/26/16 at 9:59 am to upperline
What could go wrong?
Posted on 8/26/16 at 9:59 am to upperline
He admits that she thinks it's weird as shite. Good luck having a chance with her after this whole weird interview process
Posted on 8/26/16 at 9:59 am to upperline
This can't be real life, right?
Posted on 8/26/16 at 10:00 am to upperline
Looks like a holy roller whose daddy controls her life.
Posted on 8/26/16 at 10:00 am to upperline
she has one of those faces that screams i have a big arse and will be a whale when im in my 30s after my 3 kids are born
Posted on 8/26/16 at 10:01 am to upperline
Dad needs to post a body pic
I'm 5 inches too short to qualify
I'm 5 inches too short to qualify
Posted on 8/26/16 at 10:01 am to upperline
Dad you posting on the OT and trying to find a OT baller huh? 
Posted on 8/26/16 at 10:01 am to upperline
I bet she is a closet freak of the highest order
Posted on 8/26/16 at 10:02 am to upperline
She looks like a big ole broad.
Posted on 8/26/16 at 10:04 am to upperline
Why doesn't creepy dad post some pics of her in a bikini? Too creepy for his Date my Daughter page?
Posted on 8/26/16 at 10:07 am to upperline
nothing screams "I'M A WHALE" quite like having nothing but upper body shots
Posted on 8/26/16 at 10:09 am to upperline
Yeah, I got a notification for that.
I guess I'm out of luck, since I'm single and meet 3/4 of those requirements, but am only 5'6".
But I wish this dad luck in finding a suitable match for his girl, even if it's a joke. If you have a daughter or little sister, you get where he's coming from. My little sister is of datable age now, and there's a lot of creepy mofos out there for her to filter out.
I guess I'm out of luck, since I'm single and meet 3/4 of those requirements, but am only 5'6".
But I wish this dad luck in finding a suitable match for his girl, even if it's a joke. If you have a daughter or little sister, you get where he's coming from. My little sister is of datable age now, and there's a lot of creepy mofos out there for her to filter out.
Posted on 8/26/16 at 10:13 am to upperline
I can't imagine all of the bizarre, perverted, and lunatic responses that this will elicit.
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