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re: speaking in tongue? WTF
Posted on 8/8/16 at 6:29 pm to Paige
Posted on 8/8/16 at 6:29 pm to Paige
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Though I do try to refrain from being super judgmental of others
Agreed.
That "judge not, lest ye be judged" is kinda something I live by.
I've got my own issues, I don't need to worry about anyone else's.
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Posted on 8/8/16 at 6:38 pm to mizzoukills
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It's a legitimate private conversation with God. And the Bible supports it.
Then why do the kool aid drinkers at the bethany type churches "interpret" it after the gibberish stops?
My father has gone to bethany for years amd used to force me to go when I was young. At 8-13 years old, I knew the $2000 suits "brother larry" wore, the gibberish and the sheep blindy handing their money (that most of them, including my father didn't have) was a complete crock of shite. How can an 8 year old figure this out and not a grown adult?
Posted on 8/8/16 at 6:59 pm to shawnlsu
What good is a book that is so open to interpretation that something as direct as
"it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven"
can be interpreted as
it's good to be rich, Jesus wants you to be rich, especially pastors.
That's just one of hundreds of examples of these "interpretations"that have nothing to do with what is written in the bible.
Would love to see the look on the faces of all you smug christians when you die and realize the correct answer was the monkey God Hanuman.
Odds are definitely not in your favor of guessing the right one.
Dress light at your funeral.
"it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven"
can be interpreted as
it's good to be rich, Jesus wants you to be rich, especially pastors.
That's just one of hundreds of examples of these "interpretations"that have nothing to do with what is written in the bible.
Would love to see the look on the faces of all you smug christians when you die and realize the correct answer was the monkey God Hanuman.
Odds are definitely not in your favor of guessing the right one.
Dress light at your funeral.
This post was edited on 8/8/16 at 7:00 pm
Posted on 8/8/16 at 7:02 pm to mizzoukills
quote:
For the first several months God speaks to babies and vice versa
Dude
Posted on 8/8/16 at 7:12 pm to saintsfan1977
here is an example. My buddy was doing missionary work in rural Mexico, he had been there for a few weeks wiorking on civil projects in town. The final service, a woman comes to the front, raises her hands, and began speaking journey English. He was blown away
Posted on 8/8/16 at 7:13 pm to mizzoukills
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mizzoukills
Posted on 8/8/16 at 7:15 pm to Breesus
This means my wife can cut her hair, wear shorts, and not be frowned upon for doing so. There is very little scripture to back up their "standards" you just have to read the bible, and study the history behind what was being said
Posted on 8/8/16 at 7:17 pm to Polycarp
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you just have to read the bible, and study the history behind what was being said
It's as easy as that, huh?
Posted on 8/8/16 at 7:23 pm to Mo Jeaux
It became obvious you won't go to hell for wearing pants if you were a woman. The bible states women should not wear that which pertaineth to a man. It wasn't pants they were referring to, it was body armor. See the trials of Joan of Arc
Posted on 8/8/16 at 7:24 pm to Polycarp
come on, man. 
Posted on 8/8/16 at 7:32 pm to Polycarp
WTF is journey English? And what's so amazing about a Mexican woman speaking English? I see that shite everyday :shrug:
Posted on 8/8/16 at 7:37 pm to Polycarp
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The bible states women should not wear that which pertaineth to a man
Jesus abolished the old law books of the old testament. That's kind of the entire point of his message.
Also, either you just outclassed mizzou as a troll or I feel sorry for you and your wife. I can't figure out which.
Posted on 8/8/16 at 7:41 pm to Polycarp
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It became obvious you won't go to hell for wearing pants if you were a woman. The bible states women should not wear that which pertaineth to a man. It wasn't pants they were referring to, it was body armor. See the trials of Joan of Arc
holy shite. dude, wow. seriously I have no words, just re-read yours and contemplate them. again wow
Posted on 8/8/16 at 7:48 pm to Mo Jeaux
These threads, they make you feel better about yourself, right?
Posted on 8/8/16 at 7:51 pm to VetteGuy
Oh yes, that's it. You've got me all figured out. Feel better?
Posted on 8/8/16 at 7:52 pm to shawnlsu
Speaking in tongues?
Posted on 8/8/16 at 7:53 pm to VetteGuy
i would, for the record, just like to say, go frick yourself mizzoukillz
Posted on 8/8/16 at 7:54 pm to Mo Jeaux
I mean, you keep posting when obviously don't believe any of it .
People that do that usually are chortling to themselves about their superiority.
It was a just a simple motive-oriented question. (shrugs)
People that do that usually are chortling to themselves about their superiority.
It was a just a simple motive-oriented question. (shrugs)
Posted on 8/8/16 at 7:55 pm to Breesus
You are exactly correct, so much had changed after the crucifixion, why would you live under the Old Testament laws? It made no sense to me once undecided to research things for myself
ETA. No need to feel sorry, we are out of that now, we did miss out on a lot of life though.
ETA. No need to feel sorry, we are out of that now, we did miss out on a lot of life though.
This post was edited on 8/8/16 at 7:59 pm
Posted on 8/8/16 at 7:55 pm to Breesus
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Jesus abolished the old law books of the old testament.
You sure you don't have the new testament confused with the koran or some other book, cause I don't remember Jesus ever saying that?
Did he speak to you in a dream?
Would it be too much trouble to give us a reference verse on that?
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