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re: speaking in tongue? WTF
Posted on 8/8/16 at 5:49 pm to Polycarp
Posted on 8/8/16 at 5:49 pm to Polycarp
quote:
Some people speak in tongues at church, but someone has to be there to interpret what is being said, if there is no interpretation, it is fake. I could go on, but I will stop here.
If someone is interpreting gibberish, how is it any more real? I could make up a ton of shite "interpreting" someone babbling incoherently.
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Posted on 8/8/16 at 5:50 pm to LucasP
quote:
I tried to type it in my best Samuel Jackson voice.
I'd definitely watch a sequel to the passion with Sammy Jackson playing risen Jesus
Posted on 8/8/16 at 5:53 pm to Polycarp
So you and your wife were both filled with the Holy Spirit to the point of speaking in tongues, but you're no longer Pentecostal?
Alot of good the Holy Spirit was huh?
Alot of good the Holy Spirit was huh?
Posted on 8/8/16 at 5:54 pm to saintsfan1977
quote:
If someone is interpreting gibberish, how is it any more real? I could make up a ton of shite "interpreting" someone babbling incoherently.
this guy needed an interpreter
Posted on 8/8/16 at 5:54 pm to Breesus
quote:
You're telling me you believe there are tongue interpreters?
I am one of them. I interpret tongues for $5/word with a minimum order of 100 words. I have a price match guarantee and my interpretations are guaranteed to be accurate.
Other services include baptisms, corned beef sandwich sales, forgiveness, and free insemination of females between the ages of 18 and 21.
Posted on 8/8/16 at 5:56 pm to Barf
quote:
I have a price match guarantee
Can you interpret this for me, I just started typing in tongues:
Jsdhdjdjdj djdjdjsoslend dnfcnskalaowjd skdhdbd laksk djdjd oaoso sjskdjfnf doaidh ththt slaosks
Posted on 8/8/16 at 5:59 pm to slackster
I am no longer Pentecostal because of the standards, it's doesn't mean I am no longer a believer.
Posted on 8/8/16 at 6:01 pm to iAmBatman
quote:
It's fake
Nah....it's not!
Posted on 8/8/16 at 6:02 pm to Polycarp
quote:
I am no longer Pentecostal because of the standards
What does this mean?
Posted on 8/8/16 at 6:02 pm to Polycarp
I get that, but the way your post read was interesting.
Posted on 8/8/16 at 6:04 pm to djangochained
quote:And that's what it's all about...
Fill the hole in her life with some dick or a new Denali
Posted on 8/8/16 at 6:04 pm to Lee Chatelain
quote:
Nah....it's not!
Prove it
Posted on 8/8/16 at 6:09 pm to Breesus
Pentecostals believe you can fall from grace
Posted on 8/8/16 at 6:12 pm to Paige
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Pentecostals believe you can fall from grace
Finally an authority on theology. Please explain what else Pentecostals believe.
Posted on 8/8/16 at 6:15 pm to LucasP
Should I have said some? Sorry :/
kys
kys
Posted on 8/8/16 at 6:16 pm to Paige
quote:
Pentecostals believe you can fall from grace
what does this mean?
ETA: NVM, I just Googled it and it reads like a bunch of gibberish.
This post was edited on 8/8/16 at 6:21 pm
Posted on 8/8/16 at 6:20 pm to VetteGuy
Some believe "once saved, always saved"
Some believe grace can be lost
Some believe grace can be lost
Posted on 8/8/16 at 6:21 pm to Paige
quote:
kys
You're gonna feel like shite when I take this acronym to heart.
Posted on 8/8/16 at 6:24 pm to Paige
Meh.
It was goofy to see how they string all that together.
You'll still sin, ever after repenting. Their definition discounts Jesus and it is clear they lack a a basic understanding of Christianity.
No offense.
It was goofy to see how they string all that together.
You'll still sin, ever after repenting. Their definition discounts Jesus and it is clear they lack a a basic understanding of Christianity.
No offense.
Posted on 8/8/16 at 6:26 pm to VetteGuy
I'm not Pentecostal so no offense taken Though I do try to refrain from being super judgmental of others
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