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Freakiest girl you've been with?
Posted on 7/25/16 at 7:52 am
Posted on 7/25/16 at 7:52 am
Who was she? The sweet, innocent girl next door type? The THOT on the block? The preacher's daughter? The college bartender that gets passed around? The bimbo sorority chick? The office secretary?
Posted on 7/25/16 at 7:55 am to SECSolomonGrundy
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Your mom
I was raised by a loving homosexual couple. Stan can be pretty feminine at times though.
Posted on 7/25/16 at 7:56 am to Forkbeard3777
Your options are severely limited...
Posted on 7/25/16 at 7:58 am to Forkbeard3777
Chubby white chick. I don't think she ever had self esteem. She ate the booty.
Posted on 7/25/16 at 7:58 am to Forkbeard3777
Lauren Brice.... porn star from the 80s. Hooked up with her at Deja Vu in Nashville after a show around 1992. I left her hotel room Totally violated
Posted on 7/25/16 at 8:17 am to Forkbeard3777
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was raised by a loving homosexual couple.
Then why break the trend
Posted on 7/25/16 at 8:18 am to Forkbeard3777
I dated a screamer once, incredible experience, incredible
Posted on 7/25/16 at 8:24 am to Forkbeard3777
You must be 18 because you didn't mention the middle aged divorcee smoking alone at the end of a dive bar at 8:00 on a Wednesday night.
Typically men don't wander into these establishments till they are too old to creep around college bars...... I'd say between the ages of 24-30 you will stumble into one of these joints
The women you will meet will be the freakiest things you have ever met
Typically men don't wander into these establishments till they are too old to creep around college bars...... I'd say between the ages of 24-30 you will stumble into one of these joints
The women you will meet will be the freakiest things you have ever met
Posted on 7/25/16 at 8:28 am to OldeScratch04
One of my friends and I tag teamed this duo of German foreign exchange students back in high school.
They were absolutely insane. Not just for letting us tag team them, but they let us do it in front of half of the football team at a team dinner before two-a-days started. My parents let a bunch of the guys stay the night and they insisted on coming over. It was pretty awkward, I won't lie.
My friend was railing his girl down and she was being so over the top just beating the shite out of my headboard. I finally had to just say, "Shut the frick up, my parents are in the next room."
Finished and did my business and basically just looked at my other friends to let them know they were up, but the girl that I finished with for some reason became super clingy to me and she was like in some kind of obsession with me for the rest of their time there that semester. She actually told me happy birthday on Facebook a couple weeks ago. Pretty weird.
They were absolutely insane. Not just for letting us tag team them, but they let us do it in front of half of the football team at a team dinner before two-a-days started. My parents let a bunch of the guys stay the night and they insisted on coming over. It was pretty awkward, I won't lie.
My friend was railing his girl down and she was being so over the top just beating the shite out of my headboard. I finally had to just say, "Shut the frick up, my parents are in the next room."
Finished and did my business and basically just looked at my other friends to let them know they were up, but the girl that I finished with for some reason became super clingy to me and she was like in some kind of obsession with me for the rest of their time there that semester. She actually told me happy birthday on Facebook a couple weeks ago. Pretty weird.
Posted on 7/25/16 at 8:33 am to Forkbeard3777
Little naughty mommy I went to school with. You can't turn a ho into a housewife but you can damn sure turn a housewife into a ho.
She liked being choked and just degraded. Told what a filthy fricking whore she was while she knelt down and choked on the dick. Shove a thumb up her arse and fingers in her twat while you choked her against the wall.
Just absolutely depraved sex.
Crazier than a shithouse rat though. Like I'd wake up and she would have snuck in. But you never knew if she would be sucking your dick or standing over you with a knife and that crazy look in her eyes.
She liked being choked and just degraded. Told what a filthy fricking whore she was while she knelt down and choked on the dick. Shove a thumb up her arse and fingers in her twat while you choked her against the wall.
Just absolutely depraved sex.
Crazier than a shithouse rat though. Like I'd wake up and she would have snuck in. But you never knew if she would be sucking your dick or standing over you with a knife and that crazy look in her eyes.
Posted on 7/25/16 at 8:34 am to Forkbeard3777
I dated this girl for a while. She was really a..nasty freak. She just loved to get down with sex all the time. It was like anytime of day, she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! Cool!"
Posted on 7/25/16 at 8:40 am to LSUengineer12
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I dated this girl for a while. She was really a..nasty freak. She just loved to get down with sex all the time. It was like anytime of day, she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! Cool!"
Laughed - hard at this, thanks!
Posted on 7/25/16 at 8:42 am to Forkbeard3777
18 year old college freshman. I was 30. We found each other through online BDSM personals, so it wasn't surprising that she was very kinky. She was great.
I guess using BDSM personals is kind of like cheat codes for finding freaky girls, though.
I guess using BDSM personals is kind of like cheat codes for finding freaky girls, though.
This post was edited on 7/25/16 at 8:43 am
Posted on 7/25/16 at 8:43 am to Forkbeard3777
I tried my left hand once. It was weird. I could feel the disappointment of my right hand glaring at me.
Posted on 7/25/16 at 8:44 am to Forkbeard3777
Hair dresser.
All was good till she tried to stab me.
All was good till she tried to stab me.
Posted on 7/25/16 at 8:44 am to Barrister
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Lauren Brice.... porn star from the 80s. Hooked up with her at Deja Vu in Nashville after a show around 1992. I left her hotel room Totally violated
interesting. after her show or what? fill me in on this story?
Posted on 7/25/16 at 8:50 am to OldeScratch04
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This post was edited on 10/3/16 at 7:03 pm
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