re: Freakiest girl you've been with?

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I've always wondered that, have you ever heard of any stories of co workers smashing each other when things are slow

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Funny you ask...

The guy that actually hired me back in the day was fired 2 months later for having sex on his lunch break with another one of the team members.

Other than that, I never heard any rumors or anything of the sort, but given the girls I knew on that shift(and what I knew of them to be lol), I'm certain it happened here and there. It had to have.

My wife worked in the ER for several years. Mostly day shifts, but she would occasionally fill in for a night shite or two. She had more dirt on the night nurses after one or two shifts than she had on the day shift nurses after several years.

Please do yourself a favor and read the Tucker Max Midget story... it is awesome... (NSFW)

Enjoy at your own risk

I had one that didn't let me bust anywhere except in her mouth. First time she was giving me a BJ and I told her I'm about to bust...... she's like, "itttssa ookaay, itttts okakkay" never missed a beat. I was like man I can't believe you swallow that, she said "why leave a mess"?

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My wife worked in the ER for several years. Mostly day shifts, but she would occasionally fill in for a night shite or two. She had more dirt on the night nurses after one or two shifts than she had on the day shift nurses after several years.

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Yea, the difference between the day shift crew and night shift crew in an ED is...uhh...like night and day.


Ok, sorry for the terrible, but truthful joke.

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I dated this girl for a while. She was really a..nasty freak. She just loved to get down with sex all the time. It was like anytime of day, she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! Cool!"

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Did her boobs feel like bags of wet sand?

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I was like man I can't believe you swallow that, she said "why leave a mess"?

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I remember one night in that aforementioned ED, a few girls were talking about how they'll get their man donuts or make sure he drinks pineapple juice, blah blah blah blah, I guess all that stuff to make it taste better/be more tolerable. And this 1 fairly new girl was just laughing it off and saying, it's there for like 2 seconds, you just swallow it, no big deal.

She vaulted right to the top of my list of conquests to be had. I was able to complete the task at hand, but let's be honest, so did probably every other dude who worked there, so it's not REALLY something to brag about.

Dated this Army chick who was an absolute, almost insatiable monster in bed. Was introduced to her through a friend while she was in Iraq (she was a SGT) - kind of trading emails and the like. At any rate, she comes back and meets me at the same friend's party. Hit it off awesome but didn't do the deed until the next night. Keep in mind that during our many conversations the subject turned to her many costumes and the one she had of Harley Quinn...

Well, we go out the next night, get shite faced and back to her apartment. Pop in a movie and start getting into each other...apparently she had a lot of pent up sexual energy after doing a tour in the desert. So, she says that she'll be right back. After what seems like an eternity she didn't come back (when you think you are getting laid 5 seconds is an eternity to wait)..I'm thinking WTF and what is she doing?

The lights were dim and in she walks in wearing one of those adult Harley Quinn costumes. I mean sexy as hell. Wow is all I can really say and she had the body for it. She is also carrying Harley's hammer and proceeds to swing that fricker with all her might at me. I roll out the damn way and she is just a cackling...but in a good way. She jumps on the bed and straddles me and starts fighting/wrestling. Strong arse woman. Come to find out, aggression turns her on.... I took the hammer (soft type) and knocked the hell out of her...well that just did it. She lit into me and rode the hell out of me. Then she wanted to be choked. AND she was a screamer, so that night wasn't quiet.

Other times with her included rape fantasies... Fun, fun woman. She was fiercely loyal and dated her for a while and sort of concurrently with my ex-wife when we were dating. Mistake...

And now people wonder why I have this obsession with Harley Quinn...

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I took the hammer (soft type) and knock the hell out of her...well that just did it. She lit into me and rode the hell out of me.

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Omg

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If I could have a choice of past partners to smash one more time, she's at the top of the list.

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I say the same thing about the one I will call Harley Quinn... I called her after my divorce but she's living in California. Actually seemed happy to talk. Damn. Just damn.