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Does CLM ever play golf?
Posted on 7/6/16 at 8:38 pm
Posted on 7/6/16 at 8:38 pm
A lot of coaches (including Satan) host or participate in charity golf events during the offseason, but I never hear of CLM participating in any such event. I know he's all into acting and visiting third world countries these days, but are there any LSU football-related charity golf tournaments down there?
If he happened to play, what do you think his swing would look like, and how would you expect his course management to be?
If he happened to play, what do you think his swing would look like, and how would you expect his course management to be?
Posted on 7/6/16 at 8:41 pm to TNTigerman
No. He's too damn strong to play golf.
Posted on 7/6/16 at 8:57 pm to TNTigerman
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LSU football-related charity golf tournaments down there?
Eric Reid took over Chavis's charity tourney.
Jeff Boss Memorial is another big every year.
To answer your first question, I don't think Les even attempts to play. I've never heard of Coach PM playing either. CJJ definitely does. Pretty good actually.
Posted on 7/6/16 at 9:18 pm to TNTigerman
Theres actually a really funny gif somewhere of him sinking a shot and throwing the club with his arms raised 
Posted on 7/6/16 at 10:33 pm to TNTigerman
Probably not, he doesn't seem insecure and gay to me
Posted on 7/6/16 at 11:46 pm to 20MuleTeam
Go call Tiger Woods, Rory McElroy, Jason Day, or even Michelle Wie insecure and gay. I'm sure they could all whip your pathetic arse.

Posted on 7/7/16 at 1:24 am to 20MuleTeam
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Probably not, he doesn't seem insecure and gay to me
Posted on 7/7/16 at 5:21 am to TNTigerman
He tried but they wouldn't let him run with the ball and put it in the hole.
This post was edited on 7/7/16 at 5:31 am
Posted on 7/7/16 at 6:29 am to 20MuleTeam
Skinny guy with an affliction shirt and goatee for sure
Posted on 7/7/16 at 7:11 am to TNTigerman
I don't think Les has interest in golf.
It seems like he prefers to use most of his free time to be a father to his children and husband to his wife.
JMO
It seems like he prefers to use most of his free time to be a father to his children and husband to his wife.
JMO
Posted on 7/7/16 at 7:12 am to GeauxTigerNation
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Theres actually a really funny gif somewhere of him sinking a shot and throwing the club with his arms raised
Les @ The Masters
Posted on 7/7/16 at 8:31 am to LSUChamp06
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No. He's too damn strong to play golf.
Reporter: How is it that you came to shoot an 109 today?
Les: Well Dave, I looked very strongly at those penalty strokes, and I feel like I'm moving beyond it. It stepped up a little bit in my short game last week. We did get a speed of play warning late. I certainly think it was a great effort and not intentional in any way. It's something I cannot do, but I certainly enjoyed the effort. On the back nine, the approach shots were mistakes, but it was a technical issue. The effort was there. Both nines were very dominant putting, but we just can't put the ball outside the framework of the cup. Also I didn't have the chest for that 5 foot birdie putt on 18 that would have made a 108.
Reporter: Is there anything else you would like to add?
Les: I left the course not feeling like I played like we're capable, and I think that's a similarity to how I left the field against Tennessee [in a 30-27 overtime loss on Sept. 26]. It's a fundamental response, very personal in nature. Anytime you know deep in your gut you didn't get it done, it puts a little more edge on your range session.
Posted on 7/7/16 at 11:24 am to 20MuleTeam
You cannot penetrate my safe space.
Posted on 7/7/16 at 12:02 pm to TNTigerman
How wise is it to let drug addicts work in pharmacies? Or child predators in daycare? Do you want a known racist (a white folk that is anti black) coach basketball at a high school that is 98% black? Should a person w/5 DWI's drive a school bus? How smart would it be to open a wholesale shrub nursery business next to a crop dusting school (I guess that's a thing?). Lets say a traditional family - mom, dad, two kids, etc needs to hire an overnight sitter two nights a week because mom's new job requires her to travel overnight, dad works shift work (he's an operator dig), and on average, bout twice a week, a sitter would need to be there to watch them at night, get the kids off to school, etc. When it comes to the comings and goings of a married man, dads had a problem or two in the past about going places he shouldn't. He's had MUCH worse problems about coming in places he shouldn't. Should that family hire a buxom and stunningly hot 20 year old that's been known to sling it out of both drawer legs to watch those kids simply because the club at which she dances is closed those two nights, and she'll do the work for half price?
Some situations are doomed from day 1. Turning a Billy goat of a man loose on a manicured bunch of bent grass is landscape architectural suicide. Anyone let's him play at their club, then bitches when Coach's wake resembles an effin locust plague, far as I'm concerned, asked for it. He's the most well known grass eating man IN NORTH AMERICA, EF NO, he don't play golf ya moronic jack off. He's as banned from golf courses as Afreaux is from here.
Some situations are doomed from day 1. Turning a Billy goat of a man loose on a manicured bunch of bent grass is landscape architectural suicide. Anyone let's him play at their club, then bitches when Coach's wake resembles an effin locust plague, far as I'm concerned, asked for it. He's the most well known grass eating man IN NORTH AMERICA, EF NO, he don't play golf ya moronic jack off. He's as banned from golf courses as Afreaux is from here.
Posted on 7/7/16 at 12:22 pm to TNTigerman
He played at the rinky dink Minden course a few years ago. Some alumni function.
Posted on 7/7/16 at 6:28 pm to TNTigerman
I played with him at Putt Putt on Airline. He's pretty good.
Posted on 7/7/16 at 8:17 pm to KyrieElaison
No Golf.....
He eats grass and jumps from buildings.
He eats grass and jumps from buildings.
Posted on 7/7/16 at 8:18 pm to TNTigerman
No, but he plays a cop on TV.
Posted on 7/7/16 at 8:37 pm to El Campo Tiger
Golf is a game like darts or bowling. I do enjoy watching the Masters, but overall a very slow, and boring game. Lots of golf courses in Florida disappearing as the younger generation is less interested.
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