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Would you rather date an incredibly tall woman or a midget?

Posted on 7/5/16 at 2:11 pm
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 2:11 pm
If you had to choose between an incredibly tall woman or midget, which would you choose to be in a relationship with?



Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 2:12 pm to
Tall for breeding purposes.
Posted by EddieHewitt
LOUISIANA
Member since Oct 2013
1392 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 2:12 pm to
Smashing that midget!
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
22600 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 2:12 pm to
how tall is that chick in the first pic?
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 2:13 pm to
Do you want your children in the NBA or playing elves wrestling at parties for money?
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19445 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 2:13 pm to
That's kind of a round one.

I guess the tall one would win out

But part of me would love how big my junk would look in the midgets hand
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 2:13 pm to
Not even a question. I fricking love tall chicks.

Eta: the tall chick is wearing some seriously tall heels. The greater trochanter of a person's thigh bone is almost exactly the vertical midpoint of a person's body.

Using that you can estimate where the bottom of her feet would be.
This post was edited on 7/5/16 at 2:16 pm
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 2:13 pm to
quote:

how tall is that chick in the first pic?


Not sure. I bet pushing 7'0".
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
19928 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 2:13 pm to
quote:

how tall is that chick in the first pic?


Somehow I don't think that's real...
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
119977 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 2:13 pm to
Midget. I'm short enough as it is. If I was dating that woman, I'd look like Frodo standing next to Gandalf.
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 2:14 pm to
If one is pretty and the other is ugly, I'll go with the pretty one.
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
11048 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 2:14 pm to
quote:

how tall is that chick in the first pic?
is real or is she standing on something. She's as tall as the beams
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 2:15 pm to
quote:

Tall for breeding purposes.



This.

I'm 6'2". I could handle a 6'8" chick.
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
22600 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 2:16 pm to
It looks like she might be standing on something, but her arms are really fricking long.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 2:16 pm to
quote:

If one is pretty and the other is ugly, I'll go with the pretty one.



No matter how pretty a midget is in the face, they've still got midget hands, finders, feet, knees, wrists, elbows, etc.

Not trying to be a dick here, but that would just turn me off.

And you don't want to breed with a midget, do you?

Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17611 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 2:17 pm to
This chick was featured on TLC's "My Giant Life"

She's 6'7"



This post was edited on 7/5/16 at 2:18 pm
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 2:17 pm to
Tall women are also built better to carry multiples. Just learned that fun fact from a nurse coworker(who is tall) that had twins.


Because they have a longer torso...there is more room for all the babies to grow.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 2:18 pm to
quote:

This chick was featured on TLC's "My Giant Life"

She's 6'7"


Yeah but she's also fat.

That's a variable we haven't discussed. I am not choosing a 6'7" chick that is also fat. Helllllll no.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17611 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 2:19 pm to
quote:

Yeah but she's also fat.


Ok...how bout this one

This post was edited on 7/5/16 at 2:20 pm
Posted by HVAU
Up over here
Member since Sep 2010
5165 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 2:19 pm to
Was it Rodney Dangerfield that talked of a tall woman with a punchline like "I could go up on you"?
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