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Cat Pissed on Furniture
Posted on 6/18/16 at 10:15 pm
Posted on 6/18/16 at 10:15 pm
So I return home today after being at Disney for a week and find that my daughters cat has pissed all over the furniture. Im looking for serious responses in reference to what can be done (if anything) to salvage said furniture.
I realize I am going to get lambasted here which is fine. I may need a laugh. But I am looking for any advice.
Have at it.
I realize I am going to get lambasted here which is fine. I may need a laugh. But I am looking for any advice.
Have at it.
Posted on 6/18/16 at 10:15 pm to BatonRougeBuckeye
Please change the "Subject" to "My DEAD cat pissed on Furniture"
Posted on 6/18/16 at 10:16 pm to BatonRougeBuckeye
Toss it. Nothing worse than cat piss.
Also, I would probably dispose of the cat.
Also, I would probably dispose of the cat.
Posted on 6/18/16 at 10:16 pm to Charlie Arglist
quote:
Please change the "Subject" to "My DEAD cat pissed on Furniture"
LOL! I was thinking along those same lines, just hadn't decided how to word it yet.
Posted on 6/18/16 at 10:16 pm to BatonRougeBuckeye
I'm assuming you no longer have a cat problem.
Burn the furniture.
Burn the furniture.
Posted on 6/18/16 at 10:17 pm to BatonRougeBuckeye
You have to put [SERIOUS] in your thread title to make this a "serious response-only thread."
Posted on 6/18/16 at 10:17 pm to BatonRougeBuckeye
All of the furniture is probably made of stainless steel, so, just wash it with warm water and soap and it will be fine.
If your furniture is not made of stainless steel then you're fricked. Time to shop for an entire house full of new furniture. Tip: stay away from the cheapo furniture made in Vietnam.
If your furniture is not made of stainless steel then you're fricked. Time to shop for an entire house full of new furniture. Tip: stay away from the cheapo furniture made in Vietnam.
Posted on 6/18/16 at 10:19 pm to BatonRougeBuckeye
quote:
after being at Disney for a week
Just be thankful you made it home safely.
Posted on 6/18/16 at 10:19 pm to BatonRougeBuckeye
you should have had a litter box for the kitty.
Posted on 6/18/16 at 10:19 pm to BatonRougeBuckeye
now is your chance to get rid of the damn cat?
Ask professional cleaners?

Ask professional cleaners?
Posted on 6/18/16 at 10:19 pm to Jim Rockford
quote:
Just be thankful you made it home safely.
Amen to that
Posted on 6/18/16 at 10:19 pm to Jim Rockford
OP:
Go back to Disney. Bring the cat to the lagoon and feed it to the alligators.
Go back to Disney. Bring the cat to the lagoon and feed it to the alligators.
This post was edited on 6/18/16 at 10:20 pm
Posted on 6/18/16 at 10:20 pm to BatonRougeBuckeye
Shoot the cat
Purchase new furniture
Purchase new furniture
This post was edited on 6/18/16 at 10:21 pm
Posted on 6/18/16 at 10:20 pm to BatonRougeBuckeye
quote:
So I return home today after being at Disney for a week and find that my daughter's
Be glad you returned home with your child and don't worry about shite you can't control
Posted on 6/18/16 at 10:20 pm to BatonRougeBuckeye
We had this happen once. Had a couch temporarily in our garage and some fricking neighborhood cat got stuck in there with it on accident for several days. Damn thing pissed all over it.
What kind of couch? Ours was a cloth type material. It took a great deal of cleaning and airing out but eventually the damned thing was fine. Cleaning was basically using a steam machine and some heavy duty spray on shite.
Oh the cat wasn't fine.
What kind of couch? Ours was a cloth type material. It took a great deal of cleaning and airing out but eventually the damned thing was fine. Cleaning was basically using a steam machine and some heavy duty spray on shite.
Oh the cat wasn't fine.

Posted on 6/18/16 at 10:21 pm to BatonRougeBuckeye
quote:
Cat Pissed on Furniture
I hope you made it quick and painless. I don't like the thought of a dumb animal suffering needlessly.
Posted on 6/18/16 at 10:21 pm to BatonRougeBuckeye
Advertise it on Craigslist in Cleveland. There's going to be a lot of demand for furniture there tomorrow night.
Posted on 6/18/16 at 10:21 pm to BatonRougeBuckeye
Cats piss on stuff when their litter boxes are not clean, have health issues, stressed or just behavior issues. Probably didn't clean it for that entire week and he had to go elsewhere...
Posted on 6/18/16 at 10:24 pm to BatonRougeBuckeye
quote:
So I return home today after being at Disney for a week and find that my daughters cat has pissed all over the furniture.
good lord, what a week of total suckage....
Posted on 6/18/16 at 10:27 pm to Spankum
Maybe you should become a responsible pet owner and not leave your cat home alone for a week.
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