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What Are Some Things You Got In Trouble For as a Kid You Will Never Forget?
Posted on 5/27/16 at 10:43 am
Posted on 5/27/16 at 10:43 am
I was just BSing with a friend of mine and we were talking about something that reminded him of when he was in kindergarten. He said he got in trouble one day because he went home from school singing "beat yo meat on the toilet seat".
Im sure the board will think its stupid, but for some reason I can't stop laughing at that story.
Im sure the board will think its stupid, but for some reason I can't stop laughing at that story.
Posted on 5/27/16 at 10:44 am to OweO
Making fun of the disabled
And handicapped
And handicapped
This post was edited on 5/27/16 at 10:45 am
Posted on 5/27/16 at 10:45 am to OweO
Our neighbor WANTED me to get in trouble for peeing on his property. He called my dad expecting him to do something about it. Nothing ever happened but pops and I still laugh about it today. F that old bastard
Posted on 5/27/16 at 10:48 am to OweO
We had a dartboard underneath the carport hanging on the wall. I was about 7 or 8 and I missed the dartboard and hit the vinyl a couple of times. My dad told me to scoot closer and not hit the goddamn vinyl again. I just looked at him and threw it anyway. Needless to say it hit the vinyl and I took off running and ended up in his chair getting the arse whoopin of my life.
Good times.
Good times.
Posted on 5/27/16 at 10:49 am to 777Tiger
Hit a smooth 7 iron and busted a neighbors window - golf game hasn't been the same since
Posted on 5/27/16 at 10:50 am to OweO
My grandfather watched my brother and I when we were growing up while my parents worked. If we were outside playing and had to pee, he would just tell us to go pee on the bushes. Well lets just say that my first day of Pre-K, we were outside playing and I had the drain the main vein, so I slid to the bottom of the slide and proceeded to pee in the bushes next to it. Appears that type of behavior was frowned upon at that Pre-K establishment. My parents had to council me on proper bathroom habits while outside, while my grandpa was hysterically laughing in the background.
This post was edited on 5/27/16 at 10:52 am
Posted on 5/27/16 at 10:51 am to OweO
In 7th grade I got in trouble for someone else talking in class. The kid who sat in front of me would always ask me what page we were on in the text book. The teacher didn't like me because she had my sisters before me, and she didn't like them. So she blamed me. She eventually kicked me out of class for the other kid talking despite the fact that I didn't say a word and ignored him. This was an ongoing thing. She said it was my responsibility to find him during lunch to tell him not to talk to me. Thankfully she moved me because I was such a problem child, and I didn't have to deal with him after that. She still yelled at me for no reason though occasionally. frick that bitch.
This post was edited on 5/27/16 at 10:52 am
Posted on 5/27/16 at 10:52 am to OweO
potato guns, dry ice bombs, and using a printable iron on decal of a pic of nude girls in my class for undershirts.
i escaped all punishment (unlike my friends) for these but was brought before the principal on all accounts.
i escaped all punishment (unlike my friends) for these but was brought before the principal on all accounts.
Posted on 5/27/16 at 10:52 am to OweO
When I was five or six I called my dad a liar. I will never forget that because it is the earliest memory I have of getting my arse torn up.
Posted on 5/27/16 at 10:52 am to OweO
M80 in a neighbors mailbox. found out its a federally offense to tamper with a mailbox
Posted on 5/27/16 at 10:54 am to OweO
Pre-Kindergarten age:
Saw a spy on a TV show cut a phone line.
Immediately took my little rounded scissors and cut the cord to our phone into little three inch snippets of phone cord.
This was back before Radio Shack, when you had to call the phone company to come out and replace your phone cord.
Saw a spy on a TV show cut a phone line.
Immediately took my little rounded scissors and cut the cord to our phone into little three inch snippets of phone cord.
This was back before Radio Shack, when you had to call the phone company to come out and replace your phone cord.
Posted on 5/27/16 at 10:55 am to CurDog
Not that I really care if you believe me, but... for your reference.
Posted on 5/27/16 at 10:58 am to Gorilla Ball
I was in 6th grade when they first came out with 911 for emergencies. Before that you had to actually call the police station or fire department. I was in the school gym after practice and a friend of mine dared me to dial 911 on the pay phone. This is like the first week after 911 came out. I did it not thinking the call would go through because I didn't put a dime in the pay phone. To my surprise someone answered "911 what is your emergency" so I hung up. My mom picks me up shortly thereafter and on the way home I see fire trucks, ambulances, and police cars headed toward school. As soon as I get home I took off on my dirt bike to ride in the empty lot in my neighborhood. after about 15 minutes I turn the corner and my Dad is standing out there telling me to come here.
Long story short, we explained that we didn't know that you did not have to put a dime in the phone for a 911 call to work and thank God the principal didn't know either. We ended up having to go to the fire station and work a couple of weekends washing fire trucks and ambulances and cleaning up around the fire station as punishment.
Long story short, we explained that we didn't know that you did not have to put a dime in the phone for a 911 call to work and thank God the principal didn't know either. We ended up having to go to the fire station and work a couple of weekends washing fire trucks and ambulances and cleaning up around the fire station as punishment.
This post was edited on 5/27/16 at 11:01 am
Posted on 5/27/16 at 10:59 am to OweO
I was probably 8 years old.Some buddies and I were seeing who could make the biggest fire in some clay pots.
Mine turned over and took off.Ended up burning a huge field of kudzu.
3 fire-trucks came to put the fire out.
That was one of those times that I begged my Mother to punish me.She said that my Dad would handle that one.
When 5 pm came I knew my arse was grass and my Dad was the lawn mower.
Mine turned over and took off.Ended up burning a huge field of kudzu.
3 fire-trucks came to put the fire out.
That was one of those times that I begged my Mother to punish me.She said that my Dad would handle that one.
When 5 pm came I knew my arse was grass and my Dad was the lawn mower.
Posted on 5/27/16 at 11:01 am to Perrydawg
quote:
My grandfather watched my brother and I when we were growing up while my parents worked. If we were outside playing and had to pee, he would just tell us to go pee on the bushes. Well lets just say that my first day of Pre-K, we were outside playing and I had the drain the main vein, so I slid to the bottom of the slide and proceeded to pee in the bushes next to it. Appears that type of behavior was frowned upon at that Pre-K establishment. My parents had to council me on proper bathroom habits while outside, while my grandpa was hysterically laughing in the background.
This was at a family event, but there was some kid there who someone brought that wasn't a family member. Everyone is outside, people talking, some playing volleyball, shite big families do when they get together.. The kid must have been 8 or 9ish.. But in front of a bunch of people he didn't really know until that day, kid just whipped it out and started pissing on the pier.. Not like, standing on the pier and pissing into the bayou, he just started pissing on the pier..
Posted on 5/27/16 at 11:02 am to OweO
The house next door was vacant. I was about 5. Me and my friend got a knife from the kitchen and kept throwing it in the screen over the window...trying to get it to stick, etc. we were successful enough times for my dad to have to replace it. I really did not understand the "concept of just because no one lives there its still owned by someone".
I did, however, learn the concept.
I did, however, learn the concept.
Posted on 5/27/16 at 11:06 am to OweO
I was only 4 so it was forgivable
Posted on 5/27/16 at 11:06 am to OweO
I must have been 7 or 8. Just to amuse myself, I wrote F**K YOU with my finger on my parents' heavily condensated bathroom window. After a while, I "erased" it with my palm, and forgot about it. The condensation later reformed on the window except where my greasy finger had been.
My daddy called me in there to ask me why I'd write such a thing on his window. I blamed it on the ne'er-do-well neighbor kid hanging around outside. I did not have an answer for how he could have written it from the outside with a screen on the window and the condensation on the inside.
My daddy called me in there to ask me why I'd write such a thing on his window. I blamed it on the ne'er-do-well neighbor kid hanging around outside. I did not have an answer for how he could have written it from the outside with a screen on the window and the condensation on the inside.
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