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re: My mother-law just sent a text to my wife and I wishing us a happy anniversary

Posted on 5/19/16 at 1:35 pm to
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23835 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 1:35 pm to
cancel your plans with your sidepiece
Posted by jefforize
Member since Feb 2008
44185 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 1:36 pm to
Posted by Clark W Griswold
THE USA
Member since Sep 2012
10515 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 1:36 pm to
With smart phones, how do you ever forget something like that?
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
167016 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

Black n Gold


you're safe baw. she just texted me and said she forgot too.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 1:36 pm to
You know your wife told your MIL to send that text, right? You better plan something quick.
Posted by MrSmith
Member since Sep 2009
8311 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 1:37 pm to
In what world would coming clean be the better choice?
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
15420 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 1:38 pm to
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never understand why this is so panic-worthy.


We made eye contact this morning before heading off to work. We also exchanged several text today not about our anniversary.
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
20735 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 1:38 pm to
The day is young. You have plenty of time to pull this together.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99614 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 1:38 pm to
That seems like a lot of work. He should just shoot himself in the leg and tell her he was mugged on the way home and the thief stole her gift and flowers. He'll get time off from work, good pain meds from the hospital, and lots of sympathy from the wife. I don't see where he can lose.















Just try not to hit any major arteries.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 1:39 pm to
Anyone else kinda secretly wish the MIL hates Black n Gold and it really isn't his anniversary, but the harpy just threw that landmine out there so he'd jump on it with both feet?

I guess I don't so secretly wish that.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43327 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 1:40 pm to
Ouch. I've done it... sucks.


IMO - no games or made up bullshite, come clean you forgot and try your best to make it up to her.



PS - has your slut wife said anything about the anniversary or is she waiting like a coiled snake?
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79465 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 1:40 pm to
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We made eye contact this morning before heading off to work. We also exchanged several text today not about our anniversary.



Yeah, you knew, but thought she didn't. You thought she forgot. You had plans that obviously would eventually show you hadn't forgotten, but wanted to see if she had.

If you play this right, by 7PM you'll have convinced yourself that you're an ideal husband.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 1:40 pm to
Maybe your wife forgot too. Call her and tell her you've been waiting on her to say it first and can't believe she has waited this long. Then go home tonight and PIIHB.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 1:40 pm to
quote:

slut wife


damn dude. what the frick?
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 1:41 pm to
Explain to her that you were busy posting on tigerdroppings. She'll understand
This post was edited on 5/19/16 at 1:44 pm
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43327 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 1:41 pm to
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damn dude. what the frick?
Are you the wife?
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79465 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 1:42 pm to
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Maybe your wife forgot too. Call her and tell her you've been waiting on her to say it first and can't believe she has waited this long. Then go home tonight and PIIHB.



I think he's gotta wait it out now. Call her from the car on the way home and be all cheesy like "I hope you're dressed, we're going out." She'll think you're sort of a douche, but better that than a forgetful a-hole
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

Are you the wife?


no, I'm the dude who isn't going to call some random OT'ers wife a slut for no reason. Show some respect, man.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63813 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 1:43 pm to
Just be waiting for her in nothing but an overcoat when she gets home.

It's what any woman would want as an anniversary gift.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43327 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 1:45 pm to
quote:

no, I'm the dude who isn't going to call some random OT'ers wife a slut for no reason. Show some respect, man.
Awww, cute.
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