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re: I have some shite I need to confess

Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:53 pm to
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
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Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:53 pm to
It mostly felt right
Posted by LSUAlum2001
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Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:53 pm to
Remember kids, never leave the computer alone, around anyone, while you are still logged into TD.
Posted by CoolHand
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:56 pm to
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Dear Facebook


No, it belongs right here.
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:58 pm to
* The first time I learned that I could maybe jerk off was when I was lying face down in my bed and Wild On E came on and when I moved a little, it felt really good. I kept trying to replicate it but I couldn't for a while and then I started using my hands and figured it out pretty soon.
Posted by Asgard Device
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Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:59 pm to
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* When I watch The Americans, I root for the Russians.



I root for the main characters. Its hard not to.

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I really like Abita Amber


How is this a confession?

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When I was younger, I stuck my finger all the way up my butt. I couldn't get the smell off my finger for a day.


I experimented with it but never went all the way.

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I've never seen The Godfather or Pulp Fiction


Probably the biggest WTF? in this confession.

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I haven't read a novel in several years, just can't find anything that interests me


Im either too lazy or too busy to read. Give me the tv and internet.

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I shite my pants once in 7th grade


Did this in the 10th grade because the teacher wouldn't let me use the bathroom. Finally I went anyway and crapped in my pants on the way to it. I waited until someone came in there and asked them to get a teacher. Then I told the teacher to have the office contact my mom and bring me some clean pants. I was in there for 2 hours.






Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160118 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 11:01 pm to
* I think the pledge of allegiance is weird as frick and that we should probably not have kids say it before school starts
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 4/16/16 at 11:01 pm to
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hendersonshands
I assume the only reason you didn't admit to being gay is that it is common knowledge
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160118 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 11:02 pm to
I wouldn't say gay but $5 is $5
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 4/16/16 at 11:03 pm to
* Sometimes when I'm drunk, I become a nihilist.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
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Posted on 4/16/16 at 11:05 pm to
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I wouldn't say gay but $5 is $5
I admire your commitment to capitalism
Posted by 20MuleTeam
West Hartford
Member since Sep 2012
3862 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 11:11 pm to
There's this young lady about 28 years younger than me I see every few weeks, she wants me to pee all over her and in her mouth among other unspeakable acts
Posted by saintsfan22
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Member since May 2006
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Posted on 4/16/16 at 11:12 pm to
I was expecting "I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind".
Posted by DrGiggles
Member since Mar 2016
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Posted on 4/16/16 at 11:15 pm to
When I was stationed at Ft. Campbell , KY, the chow hall we mainly used was closest to the 101st MP Battalion's living quarters. I was with the 194th MP Battalion, but our building was 200 yards away. I ate something that didn't agree with me and I had to find a bathroom ASAP. I knew I couldn't make it to my barracks so I ran into the 101st and unleashed holy Hell on the men's room. Unfortunately I decided to let a fart slip out enroute and I ended up shitting in my pants! I threw my used underwear in the trash can afterwards and took off. We would do our PT and other training with the 101st and everyone kept talking about the mystery shitty drawers in the trashcan for a week. I heard that the First Sergeant later suspected the resident frick up for being the culprit and scared the guy to the point where he actually confessed to it!
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 4/16/16 at 11:22 pm to
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the resident frick up
We have one here-

Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
177131 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 11:25 pm to
how many times have you fapped to that ?
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 4/16/16 at 11:28 pm to
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I didn't ever think I'd wtch that movie but if his dick's out, I'll probably watch it and tell people that I just loved the old movie so much that I had to see the new


This is one of the least surprising
Posted by Iron Lion
Sipsey
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Posted on 4/16/16 at 11:46 pm to
I Googled Abita Amber thinking that was a porn actress
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 4/16/16 at 11:48 pm to
You gotta read Vonnegut, comrade. Slapstick is hillair
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160118 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 11:50 pm to
Can you mail me a copy of it
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 4/16/16 at 11:51 pm to
Dm me ur address
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