- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
re: If you could decide, how would you prefer to die?
Posted on 2/9/16 at 6:47 pm to Gradual_Stroke
Posted on 2/9/16 at 6:47 pm to Gradual_Stroke
quote:
Hang-gliding into a football stadium full of naked red-heads while the stands are full of clones of my father who are all chanting "Go son, go!".
do you typically prefer to have a parent watch you have sex?
Posted on 2/9/16 at 6:48 pm to Dirty Rascal
A sudden heart attack would hurt a great great deal.
Posted on 2/9/16 at 6:48 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
Crushed during the final collapse of the universe.
Posted on 2/9/16 at 6:56 pm to Gradual_Stroke
As the late great Richard Pryor once said " Die In Pussy so You Can Come and Go at the Same Time" Only problem is the girl would never be able to give it away again as She wii forever be known for having Killer Pussy. "Which line do you think will be longer,the one for getting killed while being hit by a bus or the one for dying in Pussy?" Gotta love old Richard Pryor...
Posted on 2/9/16 at 6:58 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
WIth three high classes hookers in my bed.
Posted on 2/9/16 at 6:58 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
In my sleep.
But not the "in my sleep" where someone just finds you dead in the bed the next day after a long night of tormented struggling.
In my sleep where I really pass peacefully while resting blissfully.
But not the "in my sleep" where someone just finds you dead in the bed the next day after a long night of tormented struggling.
In my sleep where I really pass peacefully while resting blissfully.
Posted on 2/9/16 at 7:00 pm to shutterspeed
With my kids holding my hands and wife in grave waiting on me
Posted on 2/9/16 at 7:00 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
I've wondered this quite often over the last few years after watching my best friend succomb to terminal cancer at the age of 35. I've decided that I don't know the answer for this and thankful for each and every day that I'm able to spend here on earth with my family and life that I have.
RIP EJW.
RIP EJW.
Posted on 2/9/16 at 8:01 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
I want to be an 83 year old having sex with a smoking hot 22 year old woman. As I came, my heart gives out.
Posted on 2/9/16 at 8:13 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
Getting caught in the gears of a combine or a parachute not opening... @ 90.
Posted on 2/9/16 at 8:15 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
(no message)
This post was edited on 1/1/17 at 5:44 pm
Posted on 2/9/16 at 8:23 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
Unaware. .45 to the back of the head.
Posted on 2/9/16 at 8:29 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
98 years old, shot in the back by a jealous husband
Posted on 2/9/16 at 8:32 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
Sucked into a super massive black hole with the rest of humanity.
Posted on 2/9/16 at 8:37 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
Flying an F/A 18 Hornet into an alien spaceship's primary weapon path just as it launches, destroying it from within.
Posted on 2/9/16 at 8:42 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
I'm shocked that everyone wants a painless quick death. How interesting
Posted on 2/9/16 at 8:43 pm to List Eater
I have a few
1. Modern medical advances and technology makes me immortal
2. After surviving the zombie apocalypse long enough to recreate a society I die of pussy overdose at the ripe age of 150-250 years old
3. I get eaten alive by great white sharks off the coast of South Africa before I'm old enough to hate my kids
1. Modern medical advances and technology makes me immortal
2. After surviving the zombie apocalypse long enough to recreate a society I die of pussy overdose at the ripe age of 150-250 years old
3. I get eaten alive by great white sharks off the coast of South Africa before I'm old enough to hate my kids
Posted on 2/9/16 at 8:47 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Yeah your number 3 kinda sucks
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News