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If you held a hipster down and shaved his beard against his will......

Posted on 1/11/16 at 4:12 pm
Posted by Ignignot
Member since Mar 2009
18823 posts
Posted on 1/11/16 at 4:12 pm
what kind of legal trouble could you get in??
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83993 posts
Posted on 1/11/16 at 4:13 pm to
It's classified as aggravated rape
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
35614 posts
Posted on 1/11/16 at 4:13 pm to
Keep your gay fantasies off the OT.
Posted by Navajo61490
Baton rouge
Member since Dec 2011
6717 posts
Posted on 1/11/16 at 4:13 pm to
none, but an angel would get its wings
Posted by wish i was tebow
The Golf Board
Member since Feb 2009
46122 posts
Posted on 1/11/16 at 4:15 pm to
Why would you shave someone's beard? It has a negative effect on your life?


Posted by fisherbm1112
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2010
6567 posts
Posted on 1/11/16 at 4:15 pm to
Cut his man bun. That would be better.
Posted by Barf
EBR
Member since Feb 2015
3727 posts
Posted on 1/11/16 at 4:16 pm to
What happens when the hipster kicks your arse? What kind of trouble would he get in?
Posted by kilo1234
Member since May 2014
1431 posts
Posted on 1/11/16 at 4:17 pm to
It would be a felony Safe Space violation, that's for sure.
Posted by Broseph Barksdale
Member since Sep 2010
10571 posts
Posted on 1/11/16 at 4:17 pm to
That depends. is the razor organic and GMO-free?
Posted by HippieTiger
Boulder, CO
Member since Oct 2015
2129 posts
Posted on 1/11/16 at 4:23 pm to
If someone tried to shave my beard or man bun, there would be serious consequences and repercussions
Posted by BayouFann
CenLa
Member since Jun 2012
6877 posts
Posted on 1/11/16 at 4:29 pm to
Not much more trouble than if he whipped your arse
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
15416 posts
Posted on 1/11/16 at 4:31 pm to
You would most likely have to sell your Yetti koozie and truck nuts to pay for some descent legal representation.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33998 posts
Posted on 1/11/16 at 4:31 pm to
Not sure about the legality but that's a weird fetish.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79513 posts
Posted on 1/11/16 at 4:47 pm to
Do it and post it on Worldstar. But you better yell "WORLDSTAAAAAAAAAAR!" on the video or it's not legit.
Posted by jose canseco
Houston via Houma via BR via NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
5667 posts
Posted on 1/11/16 at 6:16 pm to
Now days, I'm sure it will be viewed as a hate crime
Posted by ddbnsb
Raised in New Orleans
Member since Dec 2005
3323 posts
Posted on 1/11/16 at 6:16 pm to
quote:

If you held a hipster down and shaved his beard against his will......


then you would be a bigger douchebag than you imagine he is.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
78143 posts
Posted on 1/11/16 at 6:18 pm to
That's assault brother.
Posted by Layabout
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2011
11082 posts
Posted on 1/11/16 at 6:39 pm to
quote:

If you held a hipster down and shaved his beard against his will......

Thanks for sharing your sexual fantasies with us.
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