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Let's break out the UNO deck for some good family fun.
Posted on 1/4/16 at 7:47 pm
Posted on 1/4/16 at 7:47 pm
Actually, I'd rather somebody kick me in the balls than to experience that drudgery again.
Had a new friend spend a couple of nights waiting for another friend to be released from the hospital. So, to pass the time I asked her "we like to play board games and card games. Do you?"
She: "I sure do. Let's play UNO."
Me: "We don't have that."
She: "OK, then, Skip-Bo."
It became obvious her board and card game experiences had all come off the WalMart shelf.
Me: "No, we don't have that one, either."
She: "What? You said you liked card games."
Me: "We have Coloretto and 6 Nimmt
I think you'll like them."
But as we played them she grumbled the whole time that they weren't as good as UNO.
The next day we went to a brew house in Careytown, four of us including our new friend's instant boyfriend from god-knows-where, and what did she happen to see on the game shelf right there under the beer poster? A UNO deck.
"UNO!" she exclaimed with glee. "Let's play! Let's play!"
So, we dealt out the cards and started to play. Play, I say? The game plays itself. Game, I said? It's not a game... it's an exercise for dimwits. frick UNO. Our new friend is a dimwit, which means she won't be my friend for much longer unless she reforms.
Had a new friend spend a couple of nights waiting for another friend to be released from the hospital. So, to pass the time I asked her "we like to play board games and card games. Do you?"
She: "I sure do. Let's play UNO."
Me: "We don't have that."
She: "OK, then, Skip-Bo."
It became obvious her board and card game experiences had all come off the WalMart shelf.
Me: "No, we don't have that one, either."
She: "What? You said you liked card games."
Me: "We have Coloretto and 6 Nimmt
I think you'll like them."
But as we played them she grumbled the whole time that they weren't as good as UNO.
The next day we went to a brew house in Careytown, four of us including our new friend's instant boyfriend from god-knows-where, and what did she happen to see on the game shelf right there under the beer poster? A UNO deck.
"UNO!" she exclaimed with glee. "Let's play! Let's play!"
So, we dealt out the cards and started to play. Play, I say? The game plays itself. Game, I said? It's not a game... it's an exercise for dimwits. frick UNO. Our new friend is a dimwit, which means she won't be my friend for much longer unless she reforms.
Posted on 1/4/16 at 7:50 pm to Rex
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Actually, I'd rather somebody kick me in the balls than to experience that drudgery again.
I'm sure the OT will volunteer.
Posted on 1/4/16 at 7:54 pm to Rex
How to make someone envious of hospital patients:
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Had a new friend spend a couple of nights waiting for another friend to be released from the hospital.
Posted on 1/4/16 at 8:26 pm to Rex
Idk what those games are you play, but the go to card game in my house is usually rook.
Posted on 1/4/16 at 8:28 pm to Rex
Screw UNO, there's too many state schools anyway
Posted on 1/4/16 at 8:29 pm to Rex
Hell of a yarn you're spinning there, Rex.
Posted on 1/4/16 at 8:31 pm to Rex
I am only here for the downvote.
Posted on 1/4/16 at 8:33 pm to georgia
Rook is a trick-taking game, right? That at least requires a bit of planning.
This post was edited on 1/4/16 at 8:37 pm
Posted on 1/4/16 at 8:35 pm to Rex
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Let's break out the UNO deck for some good family fun.
I thought this was going to be about someone's sweet arse University of New Orleans deck they made and put out in Lake Pontchartrain.
Posted on 1/4/16 at 8:35 pm to Wolfhound45
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I am only here for the downvote.
You strike me as the type who loves UNO.
Posted on 1/4/16 at 8:36 pm to Rex
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You strike me as the type who loves UNO.
You strike me as the type that donates to UNO.
Posted on 1/4/16 at 8:37 pm to Rex
Play cards against humanity and offend them. That's always fun.
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:05 pm to Rex
Uno and skip bo are fricking awesome games. frick off you old queer.
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:08 pm to Rex
We've been playing loads of Clue lately.
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:12 pm to tigersownall
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Uno and skip bo are fricking awesome games.
Good lord.
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:18 pm to Rex
if you saw a grown man dressed as a dog would you consider him a very intelligent individual? I work with a lot of other highly intelligent engineers and I can assure you I would never see one of them dressed like that.
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