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re: How do you politely ask a woman to trim her bush?

Posted on 12/5/15 at 7:43 pm to
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97710 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 7:43 pm to
What's her name? It may be the girl I fake passed out on so I didn't have to frick her Chubacca bush
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
54670 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 7:45 pm to
They still have bushes?
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124672 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 7:46 pm to
Just ask her
Posted by LarryDavid
Los Angeles
Member since Sep 2010
4207 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 7:47 pm to
bend over and crack a smile
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
20401 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 7:49 pm to
Gift certificate to waxing salon
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
78060 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 7:51 pm to
Come up for air every couple of minutes and act like you are pulling hair off your tongue and say...

Sorry. Hairball.
Posted by thekid
Anna, Tx
Member since May 2006
3940 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 8:05 pm to
Ask her if she is ok with your man-scraping to open up the conversation...then suggest that you prefer the landing strip vs the rain forest.
Posted by Charlie Arglist
Wichita, Kansas
Member since Nov 2012
5550 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 8:22 pm to
quote:

How do you politely ask a woman to trim her bush?


Posted by wheelr
Member since Jul 2012
5149 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 8:22 pm to
quote:

I love a good bush too but it can't block the entrance for my junk.


Sorry about the limp dick.
Posted by LateArrivalforLSU
Ascension Parish
Member since Sep 2012
3512 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 8:24 pm to
quote:

I'm old school. Give me bush

Think there's a bunch of paw paw's posting and lurking tonight on the OT.
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
10485 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 8:34 pm to
quote:

Mary Mary quite contrary trim that bush its too damn hairy


This.....
Posted by KarlMalonesFlipPhone
Member since Sep 2015
3848 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 8:38 pm to
quote:

Love the bush. Especially when she gets super wet and then it gets all sticky and smelly. Like a fine aged cheese


Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 8:39 pm to
Take a hot bath together and do it for her.
Posted by TTB
LA to L.A.
Member since Nov 2006
2266 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 8:45 pm to
How the hell do you trim a bush underwater?
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 8:47 pm to
Well for starters you don't.

And if you have to ask...enjoy the bush my friend.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97710 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 8:53 pm to
11 tonight work for you?
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64359 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 8:55 pm to
quote:

ust set it on fire and pretend you're moses
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 8:57 pm to
I'll be asleep for 9:30.

Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
78060 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 8:58 pm to
quote:

I'll be asleep for 9:30. 


Be there in 10 min.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97710 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 8:58 pm to
Even better
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