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Apparently a chimp can't just live her life (Dixie Landing lawsuit)
Posted on 11/18/15 at 6:05 am
Posted on 11/18/15 at 6:05 am
Dixie Landing sued over chain smoking chimpanzee.
AP Article
Ole girl just wants to live her life.
AP Article
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An animal rights group is suing to get a chimpanzee named Candy out of an amusement park where, it says, she smokes cigarettes and is given soft drinks instead of water.
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She also cited a letter from a veterinarian stating that an attempt to retire Candy to the Baton Rouge Zoo failed.
"She was returned because she couldn't adjust and couldn't assimilate," Treadway-Morris said. "It seems that if they want her to have company, she doesn't want it."
Ole girl just wants to live her life.
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Posted on 11/18/15 at 6:08 am to fightin tigers
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chimp
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Dixie Landing
3 bans
Posted on 11/18/15 at 6:09 am to fightin tigers
Posted on 11/18/15 at 6:12 am to fightin tigers
Wonder if she smokes newports
Posted on 11/18/15 at 6:17 am to fightin tigers
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chain smoking chimpanzee
"If she smokes, she pokes"
You do realize the vast number of boners that the confluence of these two related thoughts raises in:
Arkansas 82% (of the total adult male population)
Alabama 81%
Tennessee 79%
Kentucky 77%
West Virginia 72%
Posted on 11/18/15 at 6:27 am to fightin tigers
This is just now a thing? That chimp was smoking when I worked there 10 years ago and it was not just cigs.
Posted on 11/18/15 at 6:43 am to fightin tigers
Posted on 11/18/15 at 7:03 am to fightin tigers
Wow. I thought she was just a thing at Fun Fair Park. I didn't know they still had her.
Posted on 11/18/15 at 7:04 am to fightin tigers
For you older folks, this is the same chimp that was at Fun Fair Park. I used to work with a guy who's in-laws own the place. He said that chimp is mean as hell and his FIL is the only one that can get near her.
Posted on 11/18/15 at 8:22 am to fightin tigers
#ChimpLivesMatter
This post was edited on 11/18/15 at 8:24 am
Posted on 11/18/15 at 8:28 am to fightin tigers
There once was a primate named Candy,
Who resided in old Dixie Land, see,
Where she'd live and she'd die,
And amuse passers-by,
Because she thought that fa.gs were just dandy
Who resided in old Dixie Land, see,
Where she'd live and she'd die,
And amuse passers-by,
Because she thought that fa.gs were just dandy
Posted on 11/18/15 at 8:32 am to fightin tigers
it's hard out there for a chimp
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