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Side effects of getting clipped?

Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:05 pm
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12456 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:05 pm
Thinking about getting 'fixed'. I'm getting to the age where I really don't want kids but still sexually active so figured better safe than sorry. Men of the OT, what have been your experiences with the aftermath? Is it like dogs where you put on some weight due to lower testosterone and laziness? Did it affect you sexual performance at all?
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
167155 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:06 pm to
there's a 50/50 shot your dick works after.
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
11317 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:06 pm to
They aren't cutting your nuts off. Just FYI.
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:06 pm to
quote:

Did it affect you sexual performance at all?


I shoot about a gallon of jizz over 5 feet now.
Posted by Makinbacon
Member since Jul 2015
2791 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:10 pm to
Had it done yr or two ago.
I had secs with wife too soon.... Little sore afterwards.
About it
Posted by Beauregard96
Hopped up on goof balls
Member since Nov 2006
2177 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:10 pm to
I'm getting it done soon. Will post my experience if it's OT worthy
Posted by kilo1234
Member since May 2014
1431 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:12 pm to
Side effects? You mean like busting it all up in 'em guts without having to worry about losing all your money for the next 18-19 years?

Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
59526 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:14 pm to
The thread on this topic last week wasn't good enough for you?

Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
65144 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

Thinking about getting 'fixed'. I'm getting to the age where I really don't want kids but still sexually active so figured better safe than sorry. Men of the OT, what have been your experiences with the aftermath? Is it like dogs where you put on some weight due to lower testosterone and laziness? Did it affect you sexual performance at all


I got "clipped" back about this time in 2008. So far here's what I've seen as far as side effects go...

1. Spraying guts worry free.
2. Not wasting money on condoms or BC pills for the wife

Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
18934 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:16 pm to
You become a beta male.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68517 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:18 pm to
15 yards and a first down
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97830 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:19 pm to
that 20 year old isn't going to marry you if you can't knock her up
Posted by deathvalleygrassmmmm
Lafayette
Member since Feb 2011
580 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:32 pm to
had it done on a Friday afternoon almost exactly a year ago. Nice and easy, felt like I had a slightly strained abdominal muscle after. Slept it off Friday night, woke up Saturday and put on a pair of compression shorts, cooked and drank all day for the LSU game, don't remember who it was but we won. Worked out Sunday night. Wasn't that big of a deal.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
125004 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:57 pm to
Take it for what it's worth, but a lady friend of mine told me she knew a guy who got his clipped and it wasn't the same after that
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21880 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:58 pm to
You become a woman.
Posted by marcnbc
Bossier City, LA
Member since May 2004
4182 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:17 pm to
Get it done on a Thursday or Friday....put 'em on ice over the weekend, wear a jock strap, don't do any physical activity and you'll be able to go to work on Monday(assuming you have a job).
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:25 pm to
A frick ton of pain pills to use recreationally. I literally had no pain afterwards. I wore a jock strap for over a week and floated on cloud nine.
Posted by Mung
NorCal
Member since Aug 2007
9054 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:27 pm to
balls itch

wait, they itched before
Posted by ItNeverRains
37069
Member since Oct 2007
25978 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:34 pm to
I get epididymitis once a year. Hurts like a mofo. Two weeks of antibiotics and clears right up. Still no regrets. Got snipped two years ago

Edit - I got it done Thursday of the British Open. You're doped up and sleep patterns are jacked, might as well watch golf all day
This post was edited on 10/8/15 at 2:38 pm
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:35 pm to
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Side effects of getting clipped?


God will smite you for spitting in his face
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