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Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:01 am to RedRifle
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I wish you all could spend a day in my life. From when I grab a cup of coffee in the morning at the Starbucks on Maple and the young mom says "Hey RedRifle I see you here all the time and at school my name is.. here's my cell let's keep in touch" she smiles and flicks her hair, to the parking attendant when I'm driving out to go home "Haaayyyy Mr. Rifle have a good evening now baaaby".
So at the soccer games all the mom's are like...Red Rover Red, Red Rover can Red Rifle come over.
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:02 am to fr33manator
quote:
How's my dick taste?
Is Redrifle a muppet alter?
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:02 am to FLBooGoTigs1
I don't know why the violent reaction from the board.
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:03 am to RedRifle
Envious people typically are ugly.
I feel your pain. I have to fight the chicks off with a stick.
I feel your pain. I have to fight the chicks off with a stick.
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:04 am to RedRifle
Liar.
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:04 am to RedRifle
quote:Say's the Vandy fan
Cute. A Baylor fan calling someone else a dick.
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:05 am to RedRifle
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quote:quote:
You sound like a real dick.
Cute. A Baylor fan calling someone else a dick.
Whoa, slow your roll there podnuh. I was on your side until you crossed that line. You watch the way you fricking talk to her. She's the best thing this site has going for it and you better not upset her and make her leave or I'll personally face rape that wife you're so proud of.
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:06 am to RedRifle
Been golden for me since 16.
Sorry you can't frick without marital persecution.
Sorry you can't frick without marital persecution.
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:07 am to LucasP
I apologize.
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:07 am to yellowfin
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:07 am to cubsfan5150
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You're quickly making your way up the shittiest poster ladder.
It's really quite amazing how he suddenly decided to kick it into fifth gear and make a real run at this thing.
I almost admire the ambition.
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:08 am to RedRifle
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I apologize.
Assuming Heather accepts your apology, I'll let it slide.
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:08 am to RedRifle
This is the ot whatever. Everyone is a one upper.
Tommorrow someone will tell us about how the president goes to them for hourly advice.
Tommorrow someone will tell us about how the president goes to them for hourly advice.
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:08 am to arcalades
quote:
very original
Okay? I'm just playing the percentages, my friend.
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:11 am to lsucoonass
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someone will tell us about how the president goes to them for hourly advice.
Close.
I'm a winner at the highest level of my chosen profession...
Certified publicly as such by the twice-elected, Noble Peace Prize winning President of the United States as part of "The best--the best ever" campaign team in history and proud and valued member of the dominant Democratic National Committee.
Have you ever had that kind of public compliment from the President of the United States? Ever been called the best at anything by anyone that matters? Hell, has anyone ever even noticed you away from an anonymous message board (lol)?
Don't humiliate yourself further by tangling with me, GAT. You've been embarrassed before and you'll be embarrassed again. I've forgotten more politics that you'll ever know. I can toy with you at any time and place of my choosing, and there is not a thing you can do but sit there and endure it.
And everyone here has seen it multiple times.
You are message board fodder, a loser whose total personal value each day rests on a anonymous public message board. How pathetic is that, really? It's hard for a guy like me to even relate to your type of uselessness.
When I do deign to show up here anymore, it's strictly for the laughs that you and your fellow losers provide. I just enjoy seeing you clowns whine and cry after the latest butt-whipping we dished out. You have nothing--absolutely nothing--to offer a guy like me. It shocks me that you ever thought you did.
We work, play, and think on entirely different levels. Know your place at the bottom of the pecking order and I'll leave you alone.
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:13 am to RedRifle
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All these women keep throwing it at me. From the stay at home moms at my kids school, to the divorcees who decided to have a career at work, to the Sunday soccer field, to charity events, it's a never ending buffet of temptation. Every race and creed. It's all over the place. I can see how so many men succumb to temptation at this stage in their lives. You're making good money, you still go to the gym and you're still attractive. Mid 30s to Mid 40s are the golden age for men. I'd never fall because my wife is amazing but for the guys who married size 2 that became a size 12, I see your pain.
frick the haters. I couldn't agree more with this. It's a tough scenario. Women are aggressive nowadays. They just want the dick. It's tough being a successful, good looking, married man in his mid-thirties.
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:14 am to RedRifle
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the Sunday soccer field
Soccer Board
This post was edited on 9/11/15 at 9:16 am
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:15 am to LucasP
Awesome
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:15 am to RedRifle
Please post a photo of your amazing self.
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