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What's The Fattest Chick You've Banged?

Posted on 8/31/15 at 6:02 pm
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 6:02 pm
Probably around tree fiddy.
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
Member since May 2009
80310 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 6:03 pm to
pics needed
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117767 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 6:05 pm to
Your mom.
Posted by QuiteTheConundrum
Member since Dec 2013
1140 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 6:06 pm to
shite...230?
Posted by SECSolomonGrundy
Slaughter Swamp
Member since Jun 2012
16054 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 6:07 pm to
OT's multiple choice quiz:


a) OP's mom
b) Kate Upton
c) Paige
d) all the above
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 6:09 pm to
My mom died of AIDS. Eazy E tapped dat arse. It's still a sore subject.
This post was edited on 8/31/15 at 6:09 pm
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
39185 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 6:11 pm to
My wife when she was pregnant. Went from ~135 to pushing close to 2 bills. She's an athletic 5'7", but damn. Had a damn healthy boy though.
Posted by SwaggerCopter
H TINE HOL IT DINE
Member since Dec 2012
27233 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 6:13 pm to
Did she lose the weight? A lot of women use pregnancy as an excuse to get fat, and then they never shed the weight.
Posted by scottyd
Member since Dec 2014
419 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 6:13 pm to
I'd say 220-230. She was round as hell, really short though so it was hard to judge. 100% undisputed best blowie I've ever had.
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
16975 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 6:16 pm to
quote:

Eazy E tapped dat arse. It's still a sore subject.


Damned, dat arse still tore up and hurtin' in da afta life. Shizzz.....
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
63008 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 6:17 pm to
You left off

e) Nothing more than 120.

OTers only bang models, and they're never more than 120, even if they're 6'2".
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131569 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 6:19 pm to
Probably Gastons ol' lady when she was around 185 or so.

But be cool and don't let him know.
This post was edited on 8/31/15 at 6:20 pm
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59907 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 6:20 pm to
D
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 6:21 pm to
Thanks for accepting my apology Rebel. Paige told me you did. You were right, I was an arse. I enjoyed the stories of your travels to the Czech Republic. Jaromir Jagr is a hero of mine. Again, thanks for being a good person.
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 6:22 pm to
quote:

My mom died of AIDS. Eazy E tapped dat arse. It's still a sore subject

Posted by TRUERockyTop
Appalachia
Member since Sep 2011
15962 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 6:24 pm to
A stout 225. Stumbled out to her car and knocked it out in the back of her Mazda 6 .

I got the best rooster neck this side of the Mississippi though on that night so I can still make peace with my actions.

'Merica
This post was edited on 8/31/15 at 6:26 pm
Posted by white perch
the bright, happy side of hell
Member since Apr 2012
7174 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 6:24 pm to
quote:

OTers only bang models, and they're never more than 120, even if they're 6'2".


I guarantee that 95% of the OT had banged a fatty. The other 5% are virgins
Posted by Mie2cents
the round part of earth
Member since Dec 2012
3462 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 6:25 pm to
Your old lady.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97805 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 6:28 pm to
I don't want to talk about it
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 6:35 pm to
My fingers smelled like Deadliest Catch for weeks.
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