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What's your favorite Seinfeld episode?
Posted on 7/28/15 at 2:36 pm
Posted on 7/28/15 at 2:36 pm
"The Cafe"
Posted on 7/28/15 at 2:43 pm to Tunasntigers92
Well thought out explanation. Irrefutable.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 2:51 pm to BugAC
the first episode with Babu Bhatt is as racially problematic as the character's other appearances — but despite itself, "The Café" earns a high ranking because George's I.Q. test scam is one of the funniest grifts he’s ever run. "People think I'm smart, but I'm not smart but not that smart."
Posted on 7/28/15 at 2:52 pm to Tunasntigers92
Dee's Dating a Retard
Posted on 7/28/15 at 2:55 pm to Tunasntigers92
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the first episode with Babu Bhatt is as racially problematic as the character's other appearances
Racially problematic? It's a comedy. Let go of your feelings and laugh.
And, FWIW, i liked that episode. One of my favorites is Kenny Rogers Roasters. But trying to pick a favorite episode is like trying to pick a favorite child.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 3:04 pm to BugAC
The fact that it was racically problematic is why it was so funny, cool your jets, hoss.
This post was edited on 7/28/15 at 3:05 pm
Posted on 7/28/15 at 3:07 pm to Tunasntigers92
Bizarro World
"I'm sorry. We've already got a George."
"I'm sorry. We've already got a George."
Posted on 7/28/15 at 3:11 pm to Tunasntigers92
I don't have children but this is like asking who's your favorite son/daughter.
Other than the first two episodes, Season 4 was my favorite. I would say it had the most classic episodes IMO.
Other than the first two episodes, Season 4 was my favorite. I would say it had the most classic episodes IMO.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 3:21 pm to Tunasntigers92
So hard to pick just one. The Little Kicks is one of my favorites.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 3:23 pm to Tunasntigers92
Merv Griffin set. So much craziness going on in that episode.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 3:24 pm to Tunasntigers92
The Nightman cometh.
No really it's a toss-up between the 'The Contest', 'The Label Maker' and 'The Soup Nazi'
No really it's a toss-up between the 'The Contest', 'The Label Maker' and 'The Soup Nazi'
Posted on 7/28/15 at 3:27 pm to Tunasntigers92
I think "The Maid" might be my favorite:
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Jerry: Well,where are you?
Cosmo Kramer: I'm at the corner of first, and first. Wait a minute. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!
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George Costanza: Jerry, I've been thinking. I've gone as far as I can with "George Costanza".
Jerry Seinfeld: Is this the suicide talk or the nickname talk?
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Elaine Benes: [Taking about Jerry's relationship with his maid] Have you gone out?
Jerry Seinfeld: Yes! We have!
Elaine Benes: Where?
Jerry Seinfeld: To the store.
Elaine Benes: What, to get cleaning supplies?
Jerry Seinfeld: A-and gum!
Elaine Benes: Oh, that's nice. Nothing's more satisfying than diddlin' the maid and chewing some gum.
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GEORGE: But I was thinking...T-bone.
JERRY: But there's no "t" in your name. What about G-bone?
GEORGE: There's no G-bone.
JERRY: There's a g-spot.
GEORGE: That's a myth.
quote:
KRAMER: Listen. Heads up, Elaine. I'm gonna have to stop by later and pick up a fax.
ELAINE: At work?
KRAMER: No. At your apartment.
ELAINE: I don't have a fax machine.
KRAMER (to Elaine) Are ya sure you don't have one? Because there's a lot of stuff in my apartment I've never seen.
ELAINE: Then maybe you have a fax machine.
KRAMER: You just blew my mind.
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PHONE MAN: Look, I work for the phone company. I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic.
ELAINE: You know, I could've killed you, and no one would've known.
PHONE MAN: I could've killed you, and no one would've known.
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JERRY: Hey, T-bone!
GEORGE: No. No T-bone.
JERRY: No T-bone?
KRAMER (from bathroom): Hey, is that T-bone?!
JERRY: No! There's no T-bone!
KRAMER: Well, why no T-bone?!
JERRY: Why no T-bone?
GEORGE: 'Cause Neil Watkins from accounting is T-bone!
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GEORGE: You're sleepin' with the maid?
JERRY: Yes.
GEORGE: I've done that. Did you ever eat an ostrich burger?
JERRY: No.
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JERRY: Kramer, maybe this relationship isn't for you.
KRAMER: Oh, yeah? So what am I supposed to do, be more like you? All sealed up in here, emotionally unavailable, paying scrubwomen for sexual favors! No! Jerry, I won't be like you! Never! I'll never be like you!
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BOY: Gammy!
ELAINE: No. You got the wrong number, kid.
BOY: Gammy Krantz, it's your grandson Bobby. Why haven't you called?
ELAINE: Oh...nuts.
BOY: Do you hate me 'cause of my lazy eye?
Posted on 7/28/15 at 3:27 pm to Napoleon
Roommate Switch
Opposite George
Opposite George
Posted on 7/28/15 at 3:28 pm to Tunasntigers92
I don't have one. I didn't like the show,..I'm better than Seinfeld.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 3:29 pm to IlikeyouBetty
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Opposite George
that's a classic too.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 3:30 pm to SEClint
"The good friend" or the boyfriend as it's now called
Posted on 7/28/15 at 3:30 pm to Tunasntigers92
The Chinese Restaurant
It defines what Seinfeld is all about....a show about nothing. Seriously, a 23 minute episode about three people waiting to be seated at a restaurant.
It defines what Seinfeld is all about....a show about nothing. Seriously, a 23 minute episode about three people waiting to be seated at a restaurant.
This post was edited on 7/28/15 at 3:32 pm
Posted on 7/28/15 at 3:31 pm to Tunasntigers92
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The fact that it was racically problematic is why it was so funny, cool your jets, hoss.
My bad. I thought you were referencing today's PC world. Been on the Poliboard too long today.
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