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Posted on 7/27/15 at 11:00 am to X123F45
never let a woman go out dressed like
Posted on 7/27/15 at 11:26 am to meauxjeaux2
Any woman can spoon on enough makeup to look good. Find one that looks great with no makeup and is athletic enough to stay in shape. Always check out her mom to see if she will be a fattass or a bitch when older....
Posted on 7/27/15 at 11:30 am to X123F45
DO NOT get married!
It's the equivalent of giving up your freedom for the same pussy for the rest of your life. Worst deal ever.
Save yourself the trouble and just buy one of those new twerking butts.
It's the equivalent of giving up your freedom for the same pussy for the rest of your life. Worst deal ever.
Save yourself the trouble and just buy one of those new twerking butts.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 11:40 am to hi2ulol
Cankles on a skinny girl are like a crystal ball. They warn you of a certain future.
All women are crazy, your goal should be to find one with an acceptable level of crazy for you, will be faithful, and knows how to communicate. If you can get that, most everyting else can be worked through.
Honor and integrity takes years to establish and seconds to destroy. Don't ever forget that.
All women are crazy, your goal should be to find one with an acceptable level of crazy for you, will be faithful, and knows how to communicate. If you can get that, most everyting else can be worked through.
Honor and integrity takes years to establish and seconds to destroy. Don't ever forget that.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 11:42 am to X123F45
Don't tug on Superman's cape.
Don't spit into the wind.
Don't pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger
Don't mess around with Jim or Slim.
Don't spit into the wind.
Don't pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger
Don't mess around with Jim or Slim.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 11:58 am to hi2ulol
quote:
DO NOT get married!
It's the equivalent of giving up your freedom for the same pussy for the rest of your life. Worst deal ever.
Save yourself the trouble and just buy one of those new twerking butts.
Lesson #4
Don't be a bitter old frick.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 12:12 pm to TygerTyger
quote:
Honor and integrity takes years to establish and seconds to destroy. Don't ever forget that.
This is good
Posted on 7/27/15 at 12:16 pm to X123F45
"Lord loves a workin' man; Don't trust whitey; See a doctor and get rid of it."
Posted on 7/27/15 at 12:19 pm to X123F45
If she fricked you on the first date, she'll frick your neighbor on your first business trip.
There are two types of people: Those who will cheat, and those who won't. If they cheat on their SO with you....
Marriage is pointless for a man if you aren't going to have kids. Think about it.
The most important thing after fidelity in a woman is financial sense and responsibility. If she spends her whole paycheck every month, she will do the same with yours.
If your wife says 'I'm going to keep working after we have junior' she is lying to herself and lying to you. Women hate working after having a kid.
If your girlfriend and your mother don't get along at first meeting, they will never get along, and you will suffer for it forever.
Higher education is worthless for 75% of the people who attend. You are probably one of those people.
Opportunity comes dressed as a lot of hard work.
If you think you're above kissing your current boss's arse, then you can look forward to kissing your subordinate's arse in 10 years when he's your boss.
If a woman tells you "it's XXXX or me" and XXXX is a person, you should always choose XXXX. No woman who you're going to be happy with will make outright demands for your to cut off people she doesn't like.
There are two types of people: Those who will cheat, and those who won't. If they cheat on their SO with you....
Marriage is pointless for a man if you aren't going to have kids. Think about it.
The most important thing after fidelity in a woman is financial sense and responsibility. If she spends her whole paycheck every month, she will do the same with yours.
If your wife says 'I'm going to keep working after we have junior' she is lying to herself and lying to you. Women hate working after having a kid.
If your girlfriend and your mother don't get along at first meeting, they will never get along, and you will suffer for it forever.
Higher education is worthless for 75% of the people who attend. You are probably one of those people.
Opportunity comes dressed as a lot of hard work.
If you think you're above kissing your current boss's arse, then you can look forward to kissing your subordinate's arse in 10 years when he's your boss.
If a woman tells you "it's XXXX or me" and XXXX is a person, you should always choose XXXX. No woman who you're going to be happy with will make outright demands for your to cut off people she doesn't like.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 12:24 pm to randybobandy
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Any woman can spoon on enough makeup to look good. Find one that looks great with no makeup and is athletic enough to stay in shape.
Solid advise. Find a self actualizer. No insecurity issues and not shallow.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 12:29 pm to X123F45
1. Crazy eyes: they're real son. Know the warning signs
2. Learn a trade. The first 5-10 years will probably suck, but you'll be banking and your own boss by your early 30s.
3. Don't have kids until you're in your 30s.
4. Take plenty of vacations before you have children. See the world
5. Never marry a girl that has to take anxiety medication.
2. Learn a trade. The first 5-10 years will probably suck, but you'll be banking and your own boss by your early 30s.
3. Don't have kids until you're in your 30s.
4. Take plenty of vacations before you have children. See the world
5. Never marry a girl that has to take anxiety medication.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 12:31 pm to X123F45
When people show you who they are, believe them.
This post was edited on 7/27/15 at 12:34 pm
Posted on 7/27/15 at 12:31 pm to X123F45
Don't get married unless you plan on having kids with them or feel you have to be married once. Other than that, just live with them. Marriage sucks.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 12:32 pm to jvilletiger25
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Never marry a girl that has to take anxiety medication.
interdasting
Posted on 7/27/15 at 12:33 pm to X123F45
You can't change other people's behavior.
Posted on 4/1/17 at 2:28 pm to BRgetthenet
I could go for a fat chick right now.
Sometimes you just need one 190+
Sometimes you just need one 190+
Posted on 4/1/17 at 2:35 pm to X123F45
Follow the George Clooney and frick Yeah rules.
If she would rearrange her schedule for a date with George Clooney but not for you, she's not interested.
If both partners in a relationship are not frick Yeah on dating, don't.
If she would rearrange her schedule for a date with George Clooney but not for you, she's not interested.
If both partners in a relationship are not frick Yeah on dating, don't.
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