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What's a life lesson you wish to pass on?

Posted on 7/27/15 at 7:41 am
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30030 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 7:41 am
I've made more than my share of mistakes.

As a result, I've got quite a bit of knowledge to pass on.

The first simple one, that will save my future son a lot of heartache:

If you ever find yourself in the friendzone. Get friendly with her friends and friendzone the original girl. Women can't handle the reserve guy getting passed around the group.

Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 7:42 am to
Always shite on company time
Posted by tigerbait3488
River Ridge
Member since Dec 2007
11581 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 8:00 am to
Thats actually solid advice Rando
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30030 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 8:01 am to
Always wash your hands before taking a leak if eating boiled seafood or hotwings.
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
33219 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 8:01 am to
Never trust a fart
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118270 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 8:03 am to
Always hit on a chick's fat friends first. It'll make them feel inadequate, and horny.
This post was edited on 7/27/15 at 8:04 am
Posted by LanierSpots
Gulf of America / Sarasota FL
Member since Sep 2010
71808 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 8:04 am to
Start saving money for retirement when you are very young. I dont care if it is only $100 per month. Do something and be as consistent as you can with it.

Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61539 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 8:04 am to
Remember to eat on gameday.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
62214 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 8:06 am to
I'm compiling a book of LucasP quotes. That is all you will need to get through life.
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30030 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 8:07 am to
quote:

Always hit on a chick's fat friends first. It'll make them feel inadequate, and horny.



Life lesson #3

Neither your dick nor your bed have a scale. The worst you'll ever have are the ones you never got. Just always, always, always, wear protection.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
96240 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 8:07 am to
quote:

Start saving money for retirement when you are very young. I dont care if it is only $100 per month. Do something and be as consistent as you can with it.


Heck - if it's $25 - $10 even. Get in the habit in your teens and by your 40s you won't "have" to work, you'll "get" to - even if it is only managing your own money.

Waiting until you're "comfortable" (since that never really happens) means you work until you die or can't work any longer.

True story.
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
22670 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 8:11 am to
quote:

Never trust a fart


I think a better lesson is to always trust a fart. Life's too short to be stingy with you're releases, have fun with them- get creative.
Posted by Tic44
Texarkana, Arkansas
Member since May 2015
2081 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 8:11 am to
Be humble and be nice to everyone, even if you don't respect them
Posted by jrodslu
Member since Jan 2006
15279 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 8:11 am to
Despite what Chris Rock says, there is sex in the champagne room but you should probably wrap it up.
Posted by geauxnavybeatbama
Member since Jul 2013
25134 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 8:12 am to
Don't go to college because you're just supposed to do it an have no idea what you want to do. Learn a trade instead or joint the military and then go back to school.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99037 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 8:13 am to
Be good looking


Don't be unattractive



If you can stick to those you'll do alright in life
Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
16065 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 8:17 am to
Live in the moment, but prepare for the future...
Posted by tiger91
In my own little world
Member since Nov 2005
40256 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 8:18 am to
Beware the OT??
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22017 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 8:23 am to
Don't procrastinate, get r done....
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
64027 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 8:24 am to
quote:

Never trust a fart


Alway keep a spare pair of drawers handy because experience is a cruel teacher.
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