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Public bathroom stall selection poll

Posted on 5/24/15 at 1:08 pm
Posted by Leadhead
Member since Jan 2013
887 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 1:08 pm
WWOTD

3 stalls to choose from in a public bathroom for a wicked deuce real life crisis situation
Option 1 - seat down with dried yellow piss all over it.
Option 2 - clean seat with diarrhea in bowl and dried up all over the edge of the bowl.
Option 3 - ADA toilet (really high) with standing water of unknown origin all over the floor.

Where do you sit?
Posted by CorkSoaker
Member since Oct 2008
9819 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 1:09 pm to
Stall 1 and squat (don't touch) if need to pee. If other, hold it until home
This post was edited on 5/24/15 at 1:12 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98734 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 1:10 pm to
Grit my teeth and endure until I get home.
Posted by blue_morrison
Member since Jan 2013
5167 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 1:11 pm to
Can I not be a real man and shite in the great outdoors?
Posted by Clark W Griswold
THE USA
Member since Sep 2012
10516 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 1:16 pm to
Id go outside. Does anyone here stand up to wipe? I had no idea these people existed till recently but it fascinates me.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 1:17 pm to
shite in the sink
Posted by Rebel Land Shark
Member since Jul 2013
30178 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 1:18 pm to
I'd either go outside or just hold it in
Posted by Nonetheless
Luka doncic = goat
Member since Jan 2012
33035 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 1:19 pm to
what made you come up with this shitty scenario?
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 1:22 pm to
Obviously option 1. Just line the seat with toilet paper or one of those seat covers.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55670 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 1:24 pm to
Keep driving until I find a Buccees
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 1:24 pm to
Just pick one and shite, quit being a pussy.
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161244 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 1:49 pm to
go to another location
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92877 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 1:57 pm to
Option 1 and I would just shite on the floor
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19123 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 2:37 pm to
Flush the second one. Problem solved.
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