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Female aquarium employee fired for sleeping with
Posted on 4/27/15 at 8:58 pm
Posted on 4/27/15 at 8:58 pm
A WALRUS.......A........frickING.........WALRUS
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According to public relations manager Audrey Delfoy, Dr. Alvis was caught in the act, by another employee last Friday, having complete sexual encounters with a 9-year-old male walrus. Dr. Alvis would of then allegedly admitted having a total of 7 encounters with the 1700kg marine animal.
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Posted on 4/27/15 at 8:59 pm to Placebeaux
I want to believe but I just can't.
Posted on 4/27/15 at 8:59 pm to Placebeaux
coo coo cachoo
Posted on 4/27/15 at 8:59 pm to Placebeaux
Walrus dick is quality stuff
Or you think she had peanut butter on her hoo hah?
Or you think she had peanut butter on her hoo hah?
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:00 pm to Placebeaux
Did it ejaculate yellow matter custard?
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:00 pm to Placebeaux
There was a Radio Lab or This American Life I listened to about a woman who lived in a room with a dolphin. He would rub his dolphin dick up against her, and she'd rub one out for him while trying to teach him to talk. True story.
ETA: Radiolab episode Go to about 15:50 or so.
ETA: Radiolab episode Go to about 15:50 or so.
This post was edited on 4/27/15 at 9:07 pm
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:00 pm to Placebeaux
That website is not too legit looking.
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:00 pm to Placebeaux
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:00 pm to Placebeaux
Why is that illegal?
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:00 pm to Placebeaux
at least she isn't sleeping with the fishes
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:01 pm to Placebeaux
IWHI
Her, not the walrus.
Her, not the walrus.
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:01 pm to Placebeaux
She is pretending to be Arial from the little mermaid.
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:03 pm to Placebeaux
In her defense, that is a good looking walrus.
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:03 pm to Placebeaux
quote:
Dr. Alvis would of then allegedly admitted
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:04 pm to Placebeaux
They don't have a walrus at the Georgia Aquarium. I was there in January.
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:07 pm to Placebeaux
paging TheWalrus...has some explaining to do
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:09 pm to Placebeaux
Which one is the walrus?
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:13 pm to Placebeaux
Great....now even a damn walrus is getting more cooch than me....
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:18 pm to Placebeaux
quote:
According to public relations manager Audrey Delfoy, Dr. Alvis was caught in the act, by another employee last Friday, having complete sexual encounters with a 9-year-old male walrus. Dr. Alvis would of then allegedly admitted having a total of 7 encounters with the 1700kg marine animal.
Only 9-years-old? THAT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE TO LEGAL! That poor walrus. He's the victim here. There's a special place in hell for sickos like that.
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:23 pm to Placebeaux
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