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re: Comment a story about how life has taught you a life lesson the hard way.
Posted on 4/8/15 at 12:15 pm to jvilletiger25
Posted on 4/8/15 at 12:15 pm to jvilletiger25
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No matter what a stripper says, she ain't leaving with you at the end of her shift.
There is a science to bagging strippers.
Weed out the coke heads unless you're a coke dealer.
Shave your head.
Talk to her when she isn't dancing.
Ask her to breakfast early one night.
As for what life has taught me, only fight people who are drunker than you. Learn to hold your liquor. A single good woman is worth a thousand whores. Learn to appreciate the beauty all around you.
As for a shitty lesson, if you get a highly soecialized degree which allows you to run a research lab at a university. If it tuens out after 4 months you hate everything about it, you're gonna have to deal with making shite for a while.
Posted on 4/8/15 at 12:15 pm to 7thWardTiger
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espite the raise because of the new wages putting you into a higher tax bracket.
You don't understand how the tax brackets work.
Posted on 4/8/15 at 12:17 pm to Navytiger74
quote:He taught it. I just never learned it. Some lessons you have to learn the hard way.
One of the first 5 things a father should teach his son.
This post was edited on 4/8/15 at 12:17 pm
Posted on 4/8/15 at 12:17 pm to schexyoung
I was about to say the same
Posted on 4/8/15 at 12:26 pm to 7thWardTiger
two lessons learned the hard way.
1. don't get yourself into too much debt. especially credit cards
2. Never trust a woman. Especially one who tells you she is divorced. Make her show you the papers before you bang her.
1. don't get yourself into too much debt. especially credit cards
2. Never trust a woman. Especially one who tells you she is divorced. Make her show you the papers before you bang her.
Posted on 4/8/15 at 12:34 pm to 7thWardTiger
It can all go to complete shite in a split second.
Applies to just about everything.
Applies to just about everything.
Posted on 4/8/15 at 12:37 pm to schexyoung
Women aren't always honest about their current relationship situation. Usually too late by the time you realize this.
Posted on 4/8/15 at 12:41 pm to schexyoung
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You don't understand how the tax brackets work.
This.
It amazes me how many people just don't get how this works.
Posted on 4/8/15 at 12:48 pm to 12Buck
Don't sleep with the hired help...
Posted on 4/8/15 at 12:53 pm to 7thWardTiger
Never be the first one to buy a round of shots in a group of 4 or more. You will never, and I mean never, have the favor returned by everyone else in the group.
Posted on 4/8/15 at 1:22 pm to Navytiger74
whistled at a construction worker….brick through the windshield and several profanities in spanish.
Posted on 4/8/15 at 1:37 pm to upgrayedd
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Won't go into the story but here are the lessons:
Lord loves a workin' man
Don't trust whitey
See a doctor and get rid of it.
Beware of defective cans.
Posted on 4/8/15 at 1:44 pm to 7thWardTiger
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Comment a story about how life has taught you a life lesson the hard way
I'm not getting into the story - but "you can't make a ho a housewife."
Posted on 4/8/15 at 1:58 pm to 7thWardTiger
Don't stick your dick in crazy.
Posted on 4/8/15 at 2:02 pm to Breesus
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Beware of defective cans.
This dude gets it
Posted on 4/8/15 at 2:09 pm to CroakaBait
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Don't stick your dick in crazy
So you have the ghey? All females are crazy
Posted on 4/8/15 at 2:19 pm to 7thWardTiger
Do not try to fool with the IRS.
They will win.
It will hurt.
They will win.
It will hurt.
Posted on 4/8/15 at 2:21 pm to jvilletiger25
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So you have the ghey? All females are crazy
Some are more obviously/noticeably crazy from the onset.
This post was edited on 4/8/15 at 2:24 pm
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