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Toilet Paper Spinoff: Sit or Stand to wipe?

Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:03 pm
Posted by AnonymousTiger
Franklin, TN
Member since Jan 2012
4863 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:03 pm
Stand
Posted by Springlake Tiger
Uptown
Member since Aug 2006
15531 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:03 pm to
yes
Posted by CaptainPanic
18.44311,-64.764021
Member since Sep 2011
25582 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:04 pm to
Bidet
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
40403 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:04 pm to
If you are going to stand, you may as well jog.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73775 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:04 pm to
Geez, this thread again.

Next thread should be on how many times a bath towel is reused.
This post was edited on 3/19/15 at 3:05 pm
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18716 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:06 pm to
If you are looking for confirmation bias then you came to the wrong place.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
100172 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:06 pm to
Shitty thread.
Posted by FishinTygah84
LA
Member since Dec 2013
2003 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:06 pm to
How is this even a question?

Lay down...
Posted by drewnbrla
The Pool is closed.
Member since Mar 2011
7839 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:06 pm to
Stand. No way on earth do I want my hand dipping into the hell unleashed below.
Posted by CSB
Member since May 2014
1202 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:07 pm to
Snowplow.
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
15476 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:07 pm to
I hang upside down from the stall wall.
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13334 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:07 pm to
Only sociopaths stand to wipe their arse.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
41055 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:08 pm to
bend over and let my OT9.2 gf wipe me with baby wipes.
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
33794 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:10 pm to
How do you get a good wipe standing? Your arse cheeks aren't open.
Posted by Hermit Crab
Under the Sea
Member since Nov 2008
7235 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:14 pm to
all you standers should try sitting for a few days and see if you go back. everything is already spread out for you. Lean to the side and there is no chance you ever touch the water unless the toilet is already clogged.
Posted by Sev09
Nantucket
Member since Feb 2011
15623 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:20 pm to
C.) Lean
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:27 pm to
I ghost shite a lot. A lot.
Posted by LSU8654722
Member since Apr 2014
1495 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:28 pm to
Sit.


Stand wipe is like:
If you see your dog poop in the house, and you step on it before you clean it up.
Posted by Tommy Patel
Member since Apr 2006
7558 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:31 pm to
ask Vitter
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
48739 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:33 pm to
Why in the frick would you stand? Might as well try to remove the mayo from a sandwich after you've taken a bite.
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