re: Dogs don't remember what happened yesterday

I wish my neighbor's dogs would learn that I actually live next door to them. Every time I go over to that side of the house, they go nuts barking at me.

When people have brain injuries, other parts can sometimes pick up the slack and do a job that under normal circumstances would not. Maybe dogs are doing this with their brain. Maybe dogs are so dumb, they are using the wrong part of their brain for episodic memory. And forgot to tell the people doing the study. Put that in your pipe and smoke it!!

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That's absolute bullshite. My dog knows the sound of cheese opening. She doesn't have to re "learn" it everyday.

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This.

My house cat,thats laying across my lap just Bowed up at the sound of the truck that hit my dog passing my house

I know a guy who brought his dog Fideaux into a local tavern. The man ordered a beer for himself and one for his dog. The bartender said, "Sorry, we don't serve dogs in here." The man, undaunted, said "But my dog can talk." "Oh yeah said the barkeep, let me hear him say something." So the man asked his dog..."What's on top of a house?" The dog growled and barked..."wrooof". See said the man to the bartender. Still doubting, the bartender told the man to ask the dog another question. The man asked..."When I am playing golf and my ball goes off the fairway, where does my ball go?" The dog growled and barked..."wrouf". "See, he talks." The bartender says, "Let me ask him a question...."Hey Fideaux, who was the 22nd President of the United States?" Fideaux growled and growled ...then said "Cooledge????". Fideaux got his beer.

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I do know from experience that dogs are fricking smart

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...says the Bulldogs fan

I prefer the alternate version:
A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."
Bartender: "Yeah! Sure...go ahead."
Man: "What covers a house?"
Dog: "Roof!"
Man: "How does sandpaper feel?"
Dog: "Rough!"
Man: "Who was the greatest ball player of all time?"
Dog: "Ruth!"
Man: "Pay up. I told you he could talk."
The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out the door. Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says, "should I have said Mickey Mantle?"