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Teacher tries the old "my cat opened the bottle of lube" defense
Posted on 2/27/15 at 2:04 pm
Posted on 2/27/15 at 2:04 pm
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The Riverdale prep school teacher on trial for allegedly having sex with his 16-year-old student came up with yet another bizarre excuse Thursday when probed about the tube of lubricant his jilted lover discovered on his coffee table.
“My cats can open fridges — they open cabinets,” Richard Hovan testified nonchalantly in Manhattan Supreme Court.
Prosecutor Shanda Strain fired back, “So the cats could open a box? Take the lid off?”
Hovan answered, “I don’t know who could do it — because it wasn’t me.”
This post was edited on 2/27/15 at 3:53 pm
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Posted on 2/27/15 at 2:07 pm to arseinclarse
doesnt matter
had sex
had sex
Posted on 2/27/15 at 2:08 pm to arseinclarse
I like how the article calls him creepy. 
Posted on 2/27/15 at 2:09 pm to arseinclarse
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laimed he and the teen were merely doing crossword puzzles together after she stayed over his Chelsea apartment.
8 Down
Five letter acronym for anal sex
Posted on 2/27/15 at 2:13 pm to arseinclarse
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“If you’re just sitting down on the couch doing crossword puzzles, why is [the victim] climbing down the fire escape? Does that make any sense?
guess who aint getting a second date?
Posted on 2/27/15 at 2:16 pm to arseinclarse
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Hovan’s then-fiancée Marina Bontkowski — who burst in on the geometry teacher as his strawberry blond victim was allegedly straddling him in May 2011.
awkward
Posted on 2/27/15 at 2:17 pm to arseinclarse
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Teacher tries the old "my cat opened the bottle of lube" defense
oldest trick in the book
Posted on 2/27/15 at 2:19 pm to arseinclarse
My SO's cat has done the same thing
Posted on 2/27/15 at 2:22 pm to arseinclarse
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strawberry blond victim
Come on, NY Post, you're better than this.
Actually, no, you're not.
Posted on 2/27/15 at 2:33 pm to arseinclarse
You have posted some crazy articles this week. What do you search for to find these?
Posted on 2/27/15 at 3:06 pm to arseinclarse
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probed about the tube of lubricant
Posted on 2/27/15 at 3:24 pm to arseinclarse
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when probed
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poked holes in
Posted on 2/27/15 at 3:31 pm to arseinclarse
is this the cat?
Posted on 2/27/15 at 3:39 pm to arseinclarse
HOVAN!!!!!
Posted on 2/27/15 at 3:43 pm to arseinclarse
Please edit your post. You can only quote 2-3 paragraphs max.
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