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re: what to do if your lady is hooked on sex books?
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:02 am to Boudreaux35
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:02 am to Boudreaux35
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Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:03 am to Fat and Happy
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Tell him to read what she is reading and up his game
This
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:04 am to East Coast Band
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Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:05 am to meauxjeaux2
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so us men should expect our women to emulate what we see in fictional porn movies as well. Right?
Yes, of course! Sex should always be ended with a load on her face and her sucking you after until you go soft.
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:05 am to Huey Lewis
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Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:06 am to meauxjeaux2
MJ, you should tell your wife... I mean tell your cousin to tell his wife (wink, wink) that you... I mean he wants to act out some of that stuff in the books.
It's a win/win. You... I mean he gets some freaky stuff and your wife... I mean your cousin's wife gets to continue reading her books.
It's a win/win. You... I mean he gets some freaky stuff and your wife... I mean your cousin's wife gets to continue reading her books.
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:07 am to meauxjeaux2
Pretty coincidental timing seeing how 50 shades of grey just came out
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:08 am to meauxjeaux2
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so us men should expect our women to emulate what we see in fictional porn movies as well. Right?
YES!!!! Fair is fair.
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:08 am to meauxjeaux2
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:09 am to meauxjeaux2
quote:"Girl's club" is code word for "lesbian orgy".
He said he would hope it would improve their sex life but she's getting more distant and seems dis interested in him. I told him she/they may need to seek some professional help because she's so hooked on this shite.
Good luck.
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:10 am to meauxjeaux2
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but she's getting more distant and seems dis interested in him.
This is how too much porn ruins marriages/ relationships.
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meauxjeaux2
Welcome Back
Do you think if she reads faster she will use less energy to get to the end of the book?
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:10 am to Aux Arc
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If Jane Austen (another bestselling female British author) came back to life and read this book, she would kill herself.
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:17 am to Aux Arc
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This guy has it all figured out for you. You are welcome.
That interview is pretty spot on. I finally read the book recently(still working my way through the trilogy to find out what happens cause the writing is that horrible...it's like making yourself eat those vegetables you hate so your mom will let you have dessert). Do not get the hype for the book AT ALL. The whole time reading it you want to scream "you are only doing this cause he is a billionaire". No way she would be going along with it if Christian was a manager of an Office Depot or something like that.
Saw the movie as well yesterday with my friend and her gf's that kept raving about the books(had to bite my tongue and not give my real thoughts on the book). Movie sucks as well.
This post was edited on 2/16/15 at 10:18 am
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:20 am to Aux Arc
That was honestly one of the funniest things I've ever read. Bravo sir.
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:21 am to meauxjeaux2
Your cousin is a lucky man
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:25 am to lsu480
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Tell him to read what she is reading and up his game
This
Problem is, what she's reading is the Old Spice hunk with the 10" schlong breathing hot and heavy on the back of her neck while preparing to impale her.
Your friend comes up behind her and starts breathing hot and heavy with his beer gut getting in the way and it's a total buzzkill. Uping that game ain't gonna work.
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:26 am to 13SaintTiger
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Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:33 am to The Pirate King
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That was honestly one of the funniest things I've ever read. Bravo sir.
Dave Berry is one of the most consistently funny writers out there.
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:34 am to meauxjeaux2
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now posting sex stuff all over her FB
Like what? How trashy.
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:34 am to Aux Arc
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Dave Berry on Women and 50 Shades
It was good to read that since it confirmed what I thought, so many dumb arse women could have been doing this with their husbands but instead would rather read a book. And I didn't know that the book was so poorly written, but I have now heard that a few times. So you have a shitty book, bored housewives, an apparently a terrible movie = so erotic
Why don't these women just tell their husbands they'd like to get whipped? I guarantee that wouldn't be a problem
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