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Doug Marrone changes his last name....

Posted on 1/21/15 at 11:30 am
Posted by EastNastySwag
Member since Dec 2014
5978 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 11:30 am
to .....Moron. He just up and quit Buffalo while taking 4 million thinking he will be a hot commodity and lands a job as OL coach for (drumroll)......Jacksonville Jaguars. If you are going to make like this and take the house money, make sure you have an offer lined up first. It serves Marrone right for his arrogance.
Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
28039 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 11:31 am to
You should write professionally. You have a gift.
Posted by gameovergt
Orange Park, FL via Stevenson, AL
Member since Nov 2010
1963 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 11:31 am to
I just came from living in Jville for 4 years. He upgraded!
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112502 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 11:31 am to
4 million plus dollars to do less work? Sign me the hell up
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
167137 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 11:34 am to
quote:

to .....Moron. He just up and quit Buffalo while taking 4 million thinking he will be a hot commodity and lands a job as OL coach for (drumroll)......Jacksonville Jaguars. If you are going to make like this and take the house money, make sure you have an offer lined up first. It serves Marrone right for his arrogance.


so he gets 4 million, new salary, plus worst case scenario he can go back to a college gig for fairly close to what he was making in buffalo.
Posted by c on z
Zamunda
Member since Mar 2009
127600 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 11:35 am to
I thought this was a legit thread
Posted by MSMHater
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
22782 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 11:35 am to
He gets to leave Buffalo, KEEP his money, and move to Florida for an easier job and additional pay?

I wouldn't consider him a moron for that.
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
41300 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 11:37 am to
extra million dollars to live in Jacksonville vs Buffalo,sign me up
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
83284 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 11:38 am to
Really is an embarrassing turn of events for him.
Posted by LordoftheManor
Member since Jul 2006
8371 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 11:45 am to
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Doug Marrone changes his last name to .....Moron



new thread to make this joke?
Posted by olemc999
At a blackjack table
Member since Oct 2010
13364 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 11:45 am to
It says more about the Buffalo Bills organization then it does Doug Marrone.
Posted by sassyLSU
Lake Charles, La.
Member since May 2011
2080 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 11:48 am to
I will pretend I know the answer to this one.

Doug Marrone's wife did not like being in Buffalo. Stuck inside on snow days. driving on snow. wearing three layers. having to bundle the kids up.

She said, "get a job in Florida or get a new wife".

he still gets the 4 million.

Posted by jimithing11
Dillon, Texas
Member since Mar 2011
22488 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 11:49 am to
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Doug Marrone changes his last name....



I opened like

and left like
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103323 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 11:49 am to
the "drumroll" part of your post really set it off man. I have my eye on you baw!
Posted by bwallcubfan
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2007
38164 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 11:55 am to
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to .....Moron


Posted by moneyg
Member since Jun 2006
56947 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 11:59 am to
quote:

to .....Moron. He just up and quit Buffalo while taking 4 million thinking he will be a hot commodity and lands a job as OL coach for (drumroll)......Jacksonville Jaguars. If you are going to make like this and take the house money, make sure you have an offer lined up first. It serves Marrone right for his arrogance.



Not really. The guy was probably going to be fired without a huge year next year just because the new owners would want their own coach.

So, he gets the money, and he will be paid this year...AND, he'll be in the same spot heading into next year that he most likely would have been anyway.
Posted by iliveinabox
in a box
Member since Aug 2011
24115 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 12:22 pm to
Better local (aside from football) get paid more to do less..sounds like he won and you're butt hurt
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