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The Damndest Thing Just Happened (Roadkill Related)
Posted on 1/11/15 at 8:28 pm
Posted on 1/11/15 at 8:28 pm
I was driving my daughter and her friend to her friends house just now and three raccoons came running across the road. I managed to kill two of three. No big deal, but on the way back, I slowed down to see how many I ran over, and I shite you not, the third one came out and I hit that one.
It's not like I take pleasure in that, but what are the odds?
On a side note, my daughter and her friend are now mad at me...like I went out of my way to kill them. Reminded me of this:
i thought we had a pact
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It's not like I take pleasure in that, but what are the odds?
On a side note, my daughter and her friend are now mad at me...like I went out of my way to kill them. Reminded me of this:
i thought we had a pact
Posted on 1/11/15 at 8:31 pm to deaconjones35
I try like hell to run over coons.
It's hard
It's hard
Posted on 1/11/15 at 8:34 pm to deaconjones35
Three dead coons is a good days work, deac ![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/Iconcheers.gif)
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Posted on 1/11/15 at 8:37 pm to deaconjones35
Bring dat to da corner stow mane.
Posted on 1/11/15 at 8:46 pm to deaconjones35
Sometimes life gives you a second chance to do the right thing. Good job
Posted on 1/11/15 at 9:01 pm to deaconjones35
coons are some loyal little dudes. Pay attention, you almost never see a coon that is run over by itself, almost always 2 or more.
Posted on 1/11/15 at 10:43 pm to deaconjones35
I smoked an armadillo this evening and the thump felt great
Posted on 1/12/15 at 7:27 am to deaconjones35
That's pretty good.
I was bringing a date home one time in high school and the biggest snowy white housecat ran across the road. Caught him with bumper, and both passenger side tires in my mom's Taurus. Poor girl got terribly upset. I think she was more upset that it didn't bother me. I told her I'd swerve for a child or a really pretty cow, but that's it. Fast forward about 2 weeks, and I'm bringing her home again on the same road. Big black cat this time. Crushed. Poor girl probably still talks about that.
I was bringing a date home one time in high school and the biggest snowy white housecat ran across the road. Caught him with bumper, and both passenger side tires in my mom's Taurus. Poor girl got terribly upset. I think she was more upset that it didn't bother me. I told her I'd swerve for a child or a really pretty cow, but that's it. Fast forward about 2 weeks, and I'm bringing her home again on the same road. Big black cat this time. Crushed. Poor girl probably still talks about that.
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