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Critter Control - How to get rid of chipmunks without a cat or lots of poison?

Posted on 12/8/14 at 11:35 am
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
20616 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 11:35 am
I moved into this house back in August, and there is a serious issue with chipmunks in the front and back yards. They shite in the pine straw that covers the bushes/garden bed. It's most in the front but some of it is in the back as well.

I have an 18 month old that plays outside a lot and a dog. The dog keeps trying to catch them, but she's too damn slow.

I'd prefer to not get a cat as I'm allergic and I don't think the cat would really eliminate the problem. It would just put a dead animal on my porch every now and then.

I'd rather not use lots of poison as my dog could eat it or worse my son gets into it.

Any suggestions?

EDIT - There's also a rabbit that lives under my neighbor's house. I asked him about it, and he said he considers it a pet. I think it too is shitting in the pine straw.
This post was edited on 12/8/14 at 11:36 am
Posted by Palpatine
Member since Dec 2014
77 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 11:36 am to
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Any suggestions?


Few here
Posted by CurDog
Member since Jan 2007
28144 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 11:36 am to
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Any suggestions?


pellet gun
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65362 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 11:37 am to
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I'd prefer to not get a cat as I'm allergic and I don't think the cat would really eliminate the problem.


here is where you are wrong. That cat would frick those chipmunks up with prejudice.
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36419 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 11:38 am to
According to Wikipedia; Dale from 'The Rescue Rangers' absolutely LOVES candy... can't get enough of it... I'd start there

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Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 11:38 am to
get a few snakes
Posted by boddagetta
Moulton
Member since Mar 2011
10059 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 11:39 am to
Get a cat. Keep it outside. Chipmunk problem solved without fricking with your allergies.
Posted by Sampson
Drusilla and Jefferson
Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 12/8/14 at 11:40 am to
An Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
Posted by detmut
Jesuit 81 Metairie
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 12/8/14 at 11:46 am to


This post was edited on 12/8/14 at 11:51 am
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 11:49 am to
Get a live trap. When you catch them, you can transport them a few miles away. A cat will absolutely work, but then you have a cat.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
35801 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 11:49 am to
Teach them how to sing.
Posted by DownSouthDave
Member since Jan 2013
7502 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 11:58 am to
I'm just wondering how many Chipmunks you could possibly be dealing with that them crapping in the pine straw is a problem? I think you should keep the chipmunks and pour yourself a drink. Don't sweat the small stuff.
Posted by Phil A Sheo
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Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 12:00 pm to
Find holes in the ground.. Pour a gallon or so of High Octane ... Light it... Continue to next hole
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
69384 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 12:04 pm to
Time to call
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
94846 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 12:11 pm to
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That cat would frick those chipmunks up with prejudice.


In trying to deal with normal(at least as "normal" as they can be) "cat people" - I constantly have to remind them - the only differences between domesticated cats and the great cats (lions, tigers) are:

Size

Coloration

Ability to roar

All the rest - the killer instinct, and the incredible ability to kill in proportion to its size - are the same.

In fact, the only member of the feline genus that has significant structural differences, is the highly specialized cheetah. Virtually all the rest have only cosmetic differences (plus, the aforementioned ability to roar in some of the larger species).

So, yeah, with prejudice and the quickness. They've done those "Kitty Cam" research projects which verify that so-called domestic cats whose owners let them out at night for extended periods are bringing the pain to birds, snakes, rodents all over their neighborhoods.

And, in most cases, being that domesticated cats from middle class homes are very well fed - it is not for food, but for practice "just in case" something happens to their human staff...
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
20616 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 1:11 pm to
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I'm just wondering how many Chipmunks you could possibly be dealing with that them crapping in the pine straw is a problem? I think you should keep the chipmunks and pour yourself a drink. Don't sweat the small stuff.


Not sure how many. There are a lot. It fricking stinks for one thing. Second is that there are way too many flies when the weather is warm.
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