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Kobe tells teammates to "get the f*ck out of [his] way."

Posted on 11/24/14 at 1:43 pm
Posted by SwaggerCopter
H TINE HOL IT DINE
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 1:43 pm
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Kobe Bryant. Ladies and gentleman.

Worst teammate of all-time.
Posted by rocket31
Member since Jan 2008
41839 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 1:44 pm to
thats awesome
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
100213 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 1:44 pm to
Im here to miss 72% of the time, was the second part of the sentence
Posted by Tiger n Miami AU83
Miami
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 1:46 pm to
Mamba ain't no damn joke fellas!
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
100213 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 1:47 pm to
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Mamba ain't no damn joke fellas!
Would black Mambas actually be scary if they only managed to kill you 38% of the time? I think black mambas are pissed as hell Kobe compares his weak arse shite to them
Posted by DallasTiger
THE Capital City
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 1:48 pm to
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Would black Mambas actually be scary if they only managed to kill you 38% of the time? I think black mambas are pissed as hell Kobe compares his weak arse shite to them




And true.
Posted by Brageous
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 1:49 pm to
not surprising, he's always been about himself
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
100213 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 1:50 pm to
Another fact, Tony Gwynn's batting average in 1994 of .394 is higher then Kobe Bryants 2014 fg % of .38
Posted by asphinctersayswhat
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 1:54 pm to
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Mamba ain't no damn joke fellas!



He's part of the joke that is the 2014-15 Lakers franchise.
Posted by KG5989
Das Boot
Member since Oct 2010
16335 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 1:57 pm to
Swaggy P face at the end is priceless haha.

But I also don't think Kobe said it in a bad way. Seemed like the play was going to him and just wanted the guy to clear out so Kobe could go 1v1.
Posted by Geauxld Finger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2005
32020 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:02 pm to
dude needs to just hang em up. the lakers suck and he isn't good enough to carry them anymore.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
100213 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:04 pm to
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Seemed like the play was going to him and just wanted the guy to clear out so Kobe could go 1v1.
Ahh, I see. Set the team up for a 72% chance at failure. Solid strategy there Cotton
Posted by PortCityTiger24
Member since Dec 2006
87455 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:05 pm to
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the lakers suck and he isn't good enough to carry them anymore.


He's making them worse.
Posted by TooFyeToFly
Atlanta, Georgia
Member since Nov 2012
1454 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:07 pm to
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Set the team up for a 72% chance at failure. Solid strategy there Cotton


Check yo math, son.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
100213 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:11 pm to
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Check yo math, son.
Oh I was thinking Kobe was shooting 28%, my bad. 62% chance of failure
Posted by htran90
BC
Member since Dec 2012
30671 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:15 pm to
Jordan Hill has a 19.9 USG%. His win shares is 1.0
Ed Davis has a 14.4 USG%. His win shares is 0.8
Jeremy Lin has a 18.3 USG%. His win shares is 0.3
Carlos Boozer has a 22.7 USG%. His win shares is 0.2
Wesley Johnson has a 11.3 USG%. His win shares is 0.1

The great Kobe Bryant has a 37.4 USG%. His win shares this season is 0.1

Comparing the next 5 highest minute players, Kobe has the worst ortg-drtg differential (-17).

Wesley Johnson is -11
Jordan Hill is +1
Jeremy Lin is -11
Carlos Boozer is -13
Ed Davis is +10

So, the reality is. Kobe sitting on the bench would probably end up with more wins for this team than Kobe actually playing.
This post was edited on 11/24/14 at 2:16 pm
Posted by dodgeviper
Bunkie
Member since Nov 2014
629 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:16 pm to
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I was thinking Kobe was shooting 28%


Sure you were, pal.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
100213 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:18 pm to
quote:

Sure you were, pal
You are right, I thought .72 +.38=1. I should get my refund from LSU
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
67413 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:20 pm to
some of you on the MSB try real hard to hate on Kobe, it's sad
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
100213 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:20 pm to
quote:

some of you on the MSB try real hard to hate on Kobe, it's sad
This is just a fact posting thread.
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