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Posted on 11/17/14 at 5:07 pm to lsufan_26
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It was 2 crack-headed looking girls
... pics?
Posted on 11/17/14 at 5:07 pm to member12
Make eye contact.
Tell them to git. Say it forcefully, but don't yell.
They'll git.
Definitely don't carry on a long-arse conversation.
Tell them to git. Say it forcefully, but don't yell.
They'll git.
Definitely don't carry on a long-arse conversation.
Posted on 11/17/14 at 5:08 pm to lsufan_26
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TL;DR - Don't stop at the Love's in Port Allen because it's sketchy as hell.
Where else am I supposed to get material for such a :CSB: post?
Posted on 11/17/14 at 5:10 pm to SetTheMood
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Sounds like you passed up a free drink, a free hummer, and a drastically discounted bit of gold jewelry. Time to get off your high horse and enjoy life.
Posted on 11/17/14 at 5:12 pm to lsufan_26
this should have ended with.
quote:
s. Great. I step outside look around. Nobody is around so I take off towards my truck.
Posted on 11/17/14 at 5:12 pm to lsufan_26
You should have squirted gas into the car and watched em burn.
Ps...what did the girls look like? Dick sucking cute?
Ps...what did the girls look like? Dick sucking cute?
Posted on 11/17/14 at 5:14 pm to Starchild
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So you turned down a free blowjob. You don' goofed
She said she wasn't going to though :/
Posted on 11/17/14 at 5:15 pm to SetTheMood
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Sounds like you passed up a free drink, a free hummer, and a drastically discounted bit of gold jewelry. Time to get off your high horse and enjoy life.
He passed on AIDS too
Posted on 11/17/14 at 5:17 pm to lsufan_26
quote:
Driver: "Fine, pussy"
Posted on 11/17/14 at 5:30 pm to lsu480
Thanks brah
Posted on 11/17/14 at 5:34 pm to LaBR4
It's the comma.
Without the comma, maybe you take a look.
Without the comma, maybe you take a look.
Posted on 11/17/14 at 5:37 pm to VetteGuy
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Yeah, getting fuel has become a fricking adventure.
Carry.
This.
And once you have that as backup just in case, don't encourage them to continue talking to you. Be a complete a-hole to those types of people.
A bum at a gas station a few months back tried to get a few dollars from me by wiping my windows. Brand new 55k dollar truck and the fricker climbs up on the hood of my truck and starts wiping my windshield, feet slipping on the hood probably scratching the paint and could have dented it. I was livid... I snatched him off the truck and slammed him into the wall of the building and told him if he touches that truck again he will be eating through a straw
Posted on 11/17/14 at 5:38 pm to Modern
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But did u get Arby's?
No Big Montana? WTF BRAH!!!
Posted on 11/17/14 at 5:38 pm to lsufan_26
this is where u give them your ex-girlfriend's phone number and tell them to call you in an hour after you withdraw some cash
Posted on 11/17/14 at 5:41 pm to deltaland
quote:
A bum at a gas station a few months back tried to get a few dollars from me by wiping my windows. Brand new 55k dollar truck and the fricker climbs up on the hood of my truck and starts wiping my windshield, feet slipping on the hood probably scratching the paint and could have dented it. I was livid... I snatched him off the truck and slammed him into the wall of the building and told him if he touches that truck again he will be eating through a straw
Posted on 11/17/14 at 5:43 pm to LSU1NSEC
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this is where u give them your ex-girlfriend's phone number and tell them to call you in an hour after you withdraw some cash
Solid
I like to beat the beggars to the punch...see them walking up and say "hey buddy can you do me a favor and let me borrow a couple dollars, I went over on my gas amount". They will turn and walk away every time
Posted on 11/17/14 at 5:52 pm to lsufan_26
I knew a guy in college that took the drink, he woke up days later when he was found by the police in another state naked in the trunk of a stolen car. He was then arrested because he had no way to prove who he was, and that he had nothing to do with the stolen car, or robbing a liquor store in another state where the car was reported stolen. His parents had filed a missing person report on him so they eventually got it worked out and he was released.
Posted on 11/17/14 at 5:53 pm to lsufan_26
Pussy.
Posted on 11/17/14 at 5:58 pm to lsufan_26
Not as bad as dudes wearing jerseys
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