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Can't wait to beat Bama's butt
Posted on 11/5/14 at 9:35 pm
Posted on 11/5/14 at 9:35 pm
Alright fellas it's time again. It's time to get on up raise your hands clap your feet pounds on the ball. It's another November and it's another year that were in the hunt for the national title thinks the Optimus miles.now I know a month ago a lot of you deceptatigers I already given up hope and started calling for our leaders breve and new Bullhead to be served on a platter and thrown on a stick to be displayed on the top of the levee.
You know what I don't have time for you losers so I'm not even going to talk to you stay away from this program and stay away from the board. Because this is our time! Our freak in time! And were going to win this game by so many points the Bama fans will be committing suicide and mass numbers so that it makes a genocide of which we've never seen in college football it's going to be like ChrisMus candies chocolate and vanilla and peppermint just tripping out. I've never seen so many San dunes as I did when I went to Alabama and I'll tell you another thing when the light goes on the lights are going to be bright and there's not going to be one seat in that house that isn't electrified with Thomas Watson Edison Ford I don't even knowWho invented electricity but Tiger Stadium is going to be a Selectric as a Christmas tree lit up on Christmas eve it's Saturday night in Death Valley get on up
I can't wait to see that sociopaths Nick Satan's even P in his pants as he realizes the Lions den know the Tigers den that he has entered with his feeble ugly inbred children of a football team. We are going to destroy that team because we are the tigers of LSU! We will show America that we are the people of this nationnothing is going to keep us from winning it all. We were brought into thousand 11 we were robbed in 2009 and Bama was given all kinds of accolades they did not deserve but it is now our time and we will not be denied for we are the children of our leader Optimus miles
And it doesn't matter to me if we have four leaf clover or the lucky horse shoes are rabbits feetor black cats walking on a broken mirror under old stepladder know. It won't matter. And I'm gonna put on my Sunday's best iron my clothes my shirt my pants even my socks because this is going to be the funeral for Alabama football.
Rest in torment Sabin and Alabama. You have no chance as you enter these gates. We will show you with the coliseum– And just what it was like to feel sand and blood. This is the modern-day coliseum or not just your dreams come to die but your players they will have a similar fate because they had the gall to step on the same field as Optimus miles. We have a strong football team they don't. We are going to wax them. We are going to turtle wax themand that we're going to clean them and make a turtle sauce picquant – just check out the outdoor board to see how you clean the turtle.
And when that sky turns to pitch black so to the future of Alabama football because LSU is on the ascendancy we have been on the top and we are on the mountain we are going to go to outerspace now we have taken it to the next level we have the world's greatest college football program. And this cannot be denied. And we will win every national championship from this year and told the year that Les Miles our leaderour hero decides to retire. And when he retires he will be known as the greatest coach not just in college football not just in football but in all of sports. And for those who doubted him they will no doubt no more for they shall know the truth that Les Miles is the greatest coach who is ever lived.
And when he drives up in his Ford expedition or Chevy Tahoe I don't know what hedrives, but it's a big car because he is a big man with a big heart who wears big brings. I'm gonna wear my biggest T-shirt I'm gonna put on my finest clothes we will win this game because I love you less miles and I love the Tigers of LSU. LSU 31 Bama three.
Go tiger White Tiger height Tiger red tiger Tiger white black red tiger go tigers
You know what I don't have time for you losers so I'm not even going to talk to you stay away from this program and stay away from the board. Because this is our time! Our freak in time! And were going to win this game by so many points the Bama fans will be committing suicide and mass numbers so that it makes a genocide of which we've never seen in college football it's going to be like ChrisMus candies chocolate and vanilla and peppermint just tripping out. I've never seen so many San dunes as I did when I went to Alabama and I'll tell you another thing when the light goes on the lights are going to be bright and there's not going to be one seat in that house that isn't electrified with Thomas Watson Edison Ford I don't even knowWho invented electricity but Tiger Stadium is going to be a Selectric as a Christmas tree lit up on Christmas eve it's Saturday night in Death Valley get on up
I can't wait to see that sociopaths Nick Satan's even P in his pants as he realizes the Lions den know the Tigers den that he has entered with his feeble ugly inbred children of a football team. We are going to destroy that team because we are the tigers of LSU! We will show America that we are the people of this nationnothing is going to keep us from winning it all. We were brought into thousand 11 we were robbed in 2009 and Bama was given all kinds of accolades they did not deserve but it is now our time and we will not be denied for we are the children of our leader Optimus miles
And it doesn't matter to me if we have four leaf clover or the lucky horse shoes are rabbits feetor black cats walking on a broken mirror under old stepladder know. It won't matter. And I'm gonna put on my Sunday's best iron my clothes my shirt my pants even my socks because this is going to be the funeral for Alabama football.
Rest in torment Sabin and Alabama. You have no chance as you enter these gates. We will show you with the coliseum– And just what it was like to feel sand and blood. This is the modern-day coliseum or not just your dreams come to die but your players they will have a similar fate because they had the gall to step on the same field as Optimus miles. We have a strong football team they don't. We are going to wax them. We are going to turtle wax themand that we're going to clean them and make a turtle sauce picquant – just check out the outdoor board to see how you clean the turtle.
And when that sky turns to pitch black so to the future of Alabama football because LSU is on the ascendancy we have been on the top and we are on the mountain we are going to go to outerspace now we have taken it to the next level we have the world's greatest college football program. And this cannot be denied. And we will win every national championship from this year and told the year that Les Miles our leaderour hero decides to retire. And when he retires he will be known as the greatest coach not just in college football not just in football but in all of sports. And for those who doubted him they will no doubt no more for they shall know the truth that Les Miles is the greatest coach who is ever lived.
And when he drives up in his Ford expedition or Chevy Tahoe I don't know what hedrives, but it's a big car because he is a big man with a big heart who wears big brings. I'm gonna wear my biggest T-shirt I'm gonna put on my finest clothes we will win this game because I love you less miles and I love the Tigers of LSU. LSU 31 Bama three.
Go tiger White Tiger height Tiger red tiger Tiger white black red tiger go tigers
Posted on 11/5/14 at 10:47 pm to runningTiger
I had to at least check the link in the Help Board to see if you're as bad a poster as everyone is saying.
Hilarious.
Posted on 11/5/14 at 11:04 pm to runningTiger
quote:
Go tiger White Tiger height Tiger red tiger Tiger white black red tiger go tigers
While it's impossible to pick out the most insane sounding sentence, this one stuck out to me. I genuinely feel sorry for whoever has to constantly monitor you and wipe the food from your face. The only benefit of being your caretaker is getting the closest parking spot to the stadium.
Posted on 11/5/14 at 11:06 pm to runningTiger
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This post was edited on 12/18/14 at 2:41 pm
Posted on 11/5/14 at 11:28 pm to Woodreaux
quote:
we are on the mountain we are going to go to outerspace
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:51 am to runningTiger
Have an upvote sir, I enjoyed that thoughtful and interesting post.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 2:01 am to runningTiger
Orange Barrells or Purple Sunshine?
Posted on 11/6/14 at 3:18 am to MondayMorningMarch
I read that.... it was a little challenging here and there, but entertaining. I enjoyed the inbred description of Saban's football team. I get what your saying. You put on your best shirt. I will have on mine. We are a team. Sometimes you rely on your teammates. I got u. English be damned. I am so sick and tired of losing games we should have won.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 6:01 am to runningTiger
Why would anybody wanna ban this guy?
Posted on 11/6/14 at 6:13 am to tigerfan in bamaland
Ha ha.
Holy shite.
Holy shite.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 6:24 am to runningTiger
Do you just get baked and then dictate into your phone?
Posted on 11/6/14 at 6:26 am to runningTiger
You are a genius. Really, you might me be the smartest poster here.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 6:42 am to TeamBunt
"Hedley Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Taggart: God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore. "
Taggart: God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore. "
Posted on 11/6/14 at 7:25 am to runningTiger
Didn't read all that... but
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Go tiger White Tiger height Tiger red tiger Tiger white black red tiger go tigers
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