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Posted on 10/22/14 at 2:36 am
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16163 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 2:36 am
I'm not afraid to take on a challenge and I won't take no for an answer. To know me is to love me and I get better looking every day. Unlike Al Gore I actually invented the internet.
Posted by Federline Jones
Member since Oct 2014
18 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 2:38 am to
I like turtles.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16163 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 2:39 am to
Turds with a head or the animal variety?
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98388 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 2:41 am to
I'm smarter than most people you know. Loyalty is one of my biggest strengths. I've never had a cavity.
Posted by lurkr
Member since Jan 2008
12367 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 2:42 am to
I got nothing.

I have a real lack of confidence.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16163 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 2:47 am to
Sympathetic sales job.
Posted by GrizzlePickle
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2011
1791 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 2:49 am to
I am a military veteran of 6.5 years that has managed to use his experience to become successful in other areas.

I am currently a Registered Nurse working in one of the busiest emergency rooms in southeast Louisiana.

I thrive in stressful situations, and can adapt to any situation while keeping a warm and cordial demeanor.
Posted by lurkr
Member since Jan 2008
12367 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 2:50 am to
I wish
Posted by tbradley12
baton rouge
Member since Jan 2014
208 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 2:55 am to
i cried at the end of prison break
i cried at the end of the office
i have a large penis

where are the women and money?
Posted by stuntman
Florida
Member since Jan 2013
9127 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 3:09 am to
I've got nude pictures of you.

The nude pictures show you in very embarrassing situations.

Now, give me the QB job over JL.
Posted by Ellis Dee
G-Lane aka Pakistan
Member since Nov 2013
6875 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 3:56 am to
I post on the OT.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65943 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 5:07 am to
Your mom knows no "No",
This your father understands,
Sadly you post here.
Posted by MasterofTigerBait
Member since May 2009
7594 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 6:07 am to
goat.
goat.
goat.
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
50219 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 6:23 am to
quote:

I like turtles.


Actually my very first thought.
Posted by offshoretrash
Farmerville, La
Member since Aug 2008
10179 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 6:26 am to
I just want to go home....
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124627 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 6:29 am to
This is like haiku, right?



Hi, my name is Paige.
Mmmm hmmm mmmmhhhmmm slurp slurp slurp
Call me tomorrow?
Posted by Harry Dunn
Providence
Member since Dec 2013
50 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 6:32 am to
I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
31649 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 6:32 am to
I'm so roped, they call me Mr. Roper. When the trouble arrives you know I'm the cool coper.
Posted by SaintLSUnAtl
THE REAL MJ
Member since Jan 2007
22129 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 6:36 am to
I'm good enough. I'm smart enough. And gosh darnit, people like me
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
27719 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 6:38 am to
quote:

Hi, my name is Paige.
Mmmm hmmm mmmmhhhmmm slurp slurp slurp
Call me tomorrow?



You guys are mean to her.
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